| WHAT IN THE HECK IS DREAM VISIONS INC? |
| Dream Visions Incorporated is a new organization dedicated to helping others fulfill their wildest, tamest, or basically any of their dreams. The organization was founded by the infamously weird Dr. Dave from the notorious institution called Murray County High School. Both he and the school are located in the redneck loser town of Chatsworth, GA. If you would like to be helped by Dream Visions please visit the "How Can I Join" section of our website. For more information about our illustrious founder, Dr. Dave, please visit below. |
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| Here is our great founder doing a speical work for an old lady who is afraid of men with beards. Unfortunately, the old woman died of a heart attack, but she needn't fear anymore! |
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| Stastical Information about Dr. Dave: |
| Age: |
| 21, finally my alcoholism is legal |
| Weight: |
| Enough to feed a family of four. |
| Sex: |
| I enjoy role-playing, elves, no dwarves please |
| Likes: |
| Political turmoil, female humans, running Dream Visions Incorporated, causing trouble, eating chicken, listening to elitist snob music, and writing novels and short stories for circus folk. |
| Dislikes: |
| Everything. |
| Marital Status: |
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| March 31 1979: Married to Supermodel, Twiggy |
| April 1 1979: Divorced from Twiggy due to Dr. Dave's excessive drug use |
| December 1 1984:Married to Andi Bailey |
| December 2 1984: Divorced from Andi Bailey-Dr. Dave says she has a penis although this was never verified. |
| July 3 1988: At the height of the incredulous indulgence of the 1980s, Dr. Dave marries Dr. Dave |
| July 3 1998: Divorced from Dr. Dave due to Dr. Dave cheating |
| January 17 1999: Married to Nobody Noone |
| January 17 2001: Divorced from Nobody Noone due to Dr. Dave's excessive drug use |
| January 1 2002: A judge under Nobody Noone's guidance prohibits Dr. Dave from marrying again. |