| So, you want to join Dream Visions Incorporated? |
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| If you want to join Dream Visions Incorporated, please send lots and lots of money to Dr. Dave. He's the CEO of Dream Visions Incorporated and he's looking out for potential customers like yourself. If you're considering joining Dream Visions Inc. maybe some advice from our satisfied customers can help you decide. |
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| Cynthia Brown |
| I may be a yak, but I know good service when I see it. Dr. Dave and the people at Dream Visions Inc. fixed me up with one of the finest yaks that I know. He also cured me of my pesky yak foot mange, thanks Dr. Dave. When I have the first of my many yak babies, I'm naming one after you! |
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| Michelle Ballard |
| Being a jackass is hard, sure the show glorifies being a jackass, but the show is just a show and not reality. It's hard to read when you have hooves and odd-shaped teeth, but Dr. Dave helped me out and showed me how to be a slacker. Thanks Dream Visions! |
| Drew Cleary |
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| So, what can I say? I'm just a sheep. I stay at home and knit my sweaters and stuff. I guess that's because I'm the Queen of the Elderberries. It's good to be the Queen. Umm...thanks Dream Visions, I guess... Oh yeah, thanks to Dr. Dave too, although he tried to make me eat pizza that was sprinkled with something...that didn't make me too happy. |
| Kim Townsend |
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| I am a fox. I admit that now. I used to think I was a lion for a long time and everyone even told me I was a lion. However, Dream Visions and Dr. Dave found out that I really was a fox. Since I had been living with lions, this wasn't good news. All of my former family tried to eat me, but at least I know who I am now. Thanks, Dream Visions! |
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| Madison Dotson |
| Well, I like milk. So, big deal. I'm a hungry, hungry hippo. I like lying in mud and eating and drinking, it's fun. I also like killing. I kill a lot. Dream Visions taught me about cross-breeding and I'm having fun with a big giant llama. Thanks, Dream Visions and Dr. Dave! |
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| Heath Petty |
| Ok, I'll admit it. I had some problems. I mean that picture proves it. I mean here I was, a young rhino at 5 years old and I was so horny. I was running around smashing my horn into everything and I just couldn't stop. Blunt force trauma feels so good. So, I finally got help. Dream Visions sawed off my horn for me and now I can pass for a sexy llama. Thanks Dream Visions! |
| So, now are you convinced? Dr. Dave is waiting for your lots and lots of money right now, and his many operators are sitting by waiting for your call. Please don't put Dr. Dave out on the streets, it'll be very cold this year and he needs a new winter home. So, call now! That's 555-DOGH! |