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| Ah...! It all makes so much sense now. Still...why do you think I'll comply with this and not try to take all the power for myself? I am one evil son of a bitch, you know. Yes, I know. We don't really have a choice at this point. You're our last option. Hmm...all this sort of reminds me of senior prom... What? Nothing... Look, we need your power. Will you help us? What's in it for me? Revenge. Revenge? Wait...who am I getting revenge on? Uhh... *THUD* Hmph...problem solved. |
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| Uhh...Blackbeard, why did you just slam Maddrraven on the back of the head with your-- Because! That bastard was getting on my nerves. Anyway, we really don't need him. We don't? I thought this was the beginning of a plot? Nope, sorry. We're pirates. Pirates don't plot, we act! Yarr! Ok, so tell me how to act in this situation. See, it's simple. Have you ever heard of a power transfusion? Yes, yes I have. Well, then I'll explain it for the folks at home. Dear folks at home, a power transfusion works much like a blood transfusion. Take power from one person and give it to another, except for each level of power, the recipient must have one ounce of body mass. So since Dr. Dave is well over five hundred pounds, he can hold all of Maddrraven's 8,000 units of power. Sincerely, Blackbeard, ghost pirate extraordinaire. |
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| OHHH!!! BLACKBEARD! I FEEL THE POWER!!! Umm...good? OH, YES! YES, IT IS GOOD! Ok, I'm glad. Can we get to business yet? TOUCH ME! OH MY SWEET CANDY COATED JESUS, FEEL ME! Do I need to leave? No, I'm fine. I just needed to think about Jesus Christ as a chocolate candy that will melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Are you drunk with power again? Way to hit the pun, Punchinello. HA! Are you ready for some plot again? Yes, I think that would suit me and the other person reading this. Good. So please, take your hands off that little girl and let's get cracking. |
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| Ooooh, sha-na-na-na-na! I am soo in love with you, baby. La la la la la, have you seen my kitten, baby. Mmm! What are you babbling about? Can we get to this plot? Yes. Ok. Here's the deal, the Mexican Wizard is inside the real reality and you have to go get him. What the hell is the real reality? Imagine a computer program. Yeah, that's not happening... I forgot about your problem. Which one? Idiocy. Oh yeah, that one! Look, the real reality is simply the meeting point of all other realities. The person that dominates there, dominates everywhere. Ok. I'll pretend to understand. |
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| Ok. Here's what you do. Go to the real reality. The Mexican Wizard will definitely be there. Use Maddrraven's bitch powers to sniff out the Wizard's trail. Once you find him, use his Acid Flashback power to see what has transpired at that location before you got there. Chances are that in one of those flashbacks, he will mention his origin, how he came into power, and what you can do to stop him. Villains and Mexicans are notorious for that sort of monologue. Just remember the Alamo. Look, you have to be careful. I won't be there to help you. You should remember that too, maybe even more than the Alamo. Ok. So, should I kill him? Yes...that's the point of this comic. Have you been paying attention? Huh? Kill him! Get me back my powers and then I'm going to divorce my wife and destroy the prenuptual agreement so she doesn't get half my stuff. What would she want with three pieces of gum and half a string? Many peoples of the world have been conquered with less. Since when do we count the French as "peoples"? Shut up. |