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| I am a Mexican Wizard. I just came into the real reality after I had intercourse with Blackbeard's woman, The Watcher. Boy, it sure is weird here. I'm glad I have Blackbeard's powers now. I think I'm going to mess with time. I hate wearing a watch. What if it were the same time all the time? Yay! |
| ONWARD, DAWGY! |
| This dawg looks like a good form of transportation. I shall ride it to the center of space and time to accomplish my plan. I sure hope that Blackbeard doesn't recruit the help of other supernatural beings. They might find out my weakness is bad midi music. Damn, I sure do hate that stuff...Huzzah! |
| Through the fabric of space and time, I see the Mexican Wizard... |
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