| Dr. Dave, the most vicious of pirates! You will not escape the superhuman logic-filled powers of...LAFOURS! Ok. Seriously. That has to be the cheesiest opening lines for a character since Cheddar McCheddar appeared on Wisconsin's Cheese Network. Your witty comebacks will not save you now, pirate! For I, Lafours!, have been trained in the martial art of hitting and will chase you down and show it off. Well, first you have to catch me and I'm kind of fast for my obesity. |
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| Too bad for you Lafours, this silly little dawgy will whisk me away before you have a chance to attack! No, it's too bad for you. That silly little dawgy is dead! Dressed up to help convert wild silly dawgys. |
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| NO! You can't do this, Lafours! I fight for this silly dawg. I fight for truth. I fight for justice at times. And I will fight your fat ass to get out of here and not go to jail! So take some of this and leave free spirits alone! ACK! I will not forget this, Dr. Dave! You and your piratey kind will bow before Law and Order for that is a truly great show! This will not be the last you see of me. Mark my words: I will be back! I paid good money to get in this comic. But now I need some ice! |
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| And so it was that I escaped the nefarious Lafours...and so began my lonesome journey. All through this land I travelled, wondering where fate would finally set me. My life has been long and dangerous...will the danger ever end so I can finally live, I thought, or will I be trapped in this pirate's life for all my days. |
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| Then after my mystic wanderings, a voice called out of the darkness that is my head once more. Compelling me to meet him at the arch of space and time.... |