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| Sniff...sniff...sniff...Lucifer, you're right. The smell here is much worse than when you were in control. And look, he even unplugged the blood fountains! Hell has truly lost its splendor. Never fear, Dr. Dave. Soon we shall defeat this Maddraven and return Hell to its original beauty. That is "if" we win. I've heard terrible things about this Maddraven. WELL, MR. MADDRAVEN HAS YET TO SEE HOW WELL SATAN FIGHTS WHEN HE IS ANGERED! And how well is that? DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS, SILLY GIRL! COME, LET'S HURRY. |
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| NOT SO FAST, LANDLUBBERS! YE MUST DEAL WITH THE EVIL ZOMBIE PIRATE, BLACKBEARD FIRST! AND I'LL SHIVER YE TIMBERS REAL FINE! But I am fine. Yes, you are Kristy. But this foul muderous creature will soon not be. Prepare to die, Blackbeard! LEVIATHAN ACID FLO....OWWWW!! WATCHER?! WHY'D YOU KICK ME THERE?! OWW!! OWWW!! Don't hurt my lover, idiot! Blackbeard, stop. I know you can hear me. Please don't do this. I love you. You must know that. You do not love me! Only Maddraven loves me! You must die!! No! NOOOO!!! STOP!! You will die, you cursed demon! MAGIC SWORD SLASH! HI-YA! URRGGGG!!!! NOOOOO!!!! MUST WARN MADDRAVEN! SEE YOU LATER, KIDDIES! MWA HA HA HA HA! IT SEEMS THAT MY ARCH-RIVAL IS USING ALL YOUR OLD FRIENDS AGAINST US! HERE COMES CORBO THE MAGNIFICENT! |
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| MORTALS! NOW YOU DIE!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Corbo! Not you, not my very very very very favorite sidekick! What about me, Dr. Dave?! Get bent, Crow the Pink or whatever you are now. Corbo?! How did you die? The very same way you will die right now! Mwa ha ha ha!!! Then, Lauren the Elder being an expert in killing leaped from her taciturn position in the group and jumped up and gave Corbo the Brave a giant bump on the noggin. Then, Corbo the Magnificient, being a fiery and godlike demon, slapped Lauren the Elder into a cliff and proceeded to destroy her! Not so fast! I'll take you down, dirty boy and send you somewhere nice and clean! Oi-ya! Ka-boom! Pop! Sizzle! Fa-Shooom!!! ARGGGHH!! Well, off I go to Maddraven. See you further in hell, fools! HA HA HA! |
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| JUST A BIT FURTHER, MY FRIENDS. THEN YOU SHALL SEE MADDRAVEN AND WE SHALL DESTROY HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL! But how is he to be killed? Will love work as it did for you? OH, YES. LOVE WILL WORK. BUT IT HAS TO BE A SPECIAL, DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE. THE LOVE OF A MAN WITH ANOTHER MAN. AND THERE ARE ONLY TWO MEN HERE. YOU AND CROW THE WHITE. WHEN WE SEE HIM. YOU MUST EXPRESS THIS LOVE OR HE WILL QUICKLY DESTROY US! |
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| Wearly travellers! Welcome to Hell. Population: Evil! Mwa ha ha ha. That one never gets old. Ready Crow? I suppose I am as ready as ever for this odious task. Odious? I don't stink. Shut up and kiss me, idiot! Ok ok. Smoooch! What is this disgusting display you've brought me, Lucifer? Is this supposed to kill me?! Ha ha ha ha. Girls, show them what murder really looks like! Attack! Maddraven, you fool. There are no girls coming. Looks like you're washed up. No, you are the ones who are washed up when my girls get you! What girls?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! |