Is there anybody out there?!

Now it is Evil Krysti! She is super fine! And super evil!

Yeah, an evil giraffe. I know what you're thinking, but yes, it could happen!

This just goes to prove that if you leave your tongue hanging out for too long, you will become totally evil.

The girls of whom he speaks would be us, Dr. Dave. Did you really think that your meeting us and saving us was simply fate? No. Maddraven saw from the beginning that the devil would try to use you to destroy him. That's why we were sent: to capture your hearts with our charms and crush them. So, it has been fun, my friends. But now it comes to an end! Kristy! Christy! Lauren! What are you doing? How could you kill us now?! After all we've been through! Easy, you fool. We have found three new lovers. The sexy Blackbeard, the well-endowed Corbo the Magnificent and our sugar daddy, Maddraven. So prepare to...uhh...stay in Hell!

Jason Corbin has a cameo as CORBO THE BRAVE!

Heath Petty is BLACKBEARD BOTH LIVING AND DEAD!

Maddraven didn't take over Hell?! Huh? What?! No, I didn't see this coming either. Who knew?

Mwa ha ha ha! So, Dr. Dave and friends. I'm glad that you came to see us all in all. Now my army of darkness can have human flesh to whet their appetite. Perhaps Lucifer would even want some? OF COURSE, MADDRAVEN. YOU'VE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB. YOU KNOW, YOU ALMOST DO DESERVE TO BE RULER OF HELL, BUT THE PAPERWORK WOULD EAT YOU ALIVE. NOW...LET US REJOICE OVER OUR BRILLIANTLY ACCOMPLISHED PLAN AND DESTROY DR. DAVE AND HIS LOYAL COMPATRIOTS!

"Mmm...it's Dr. Dave again. There's just something about him that drives me wild!" Is this what you're thinking right now? Do people always say you are incredibly sexy? Then email dreamvisionsinc@yahoo.com Tomorrow could be the first day of your Dr. Davification!

Lucifer?! NO!!! Not you too! Oh what a terrible lamentable day for everyone when the lord of darkness goes back on his promises! If Faust were here....he'd give you a talkin' to! Easy, Dr. Dave, easy. Don't make them mad. They have us. If we're to escape, we must keep them calm. Crow is right, Dr. Dave. Don't despair. I have a secret of my own. A secret? You like girls? That would rock! No, horndog, a secret to get us out of here. Is it a rocket?! Oooh, I bet it's a rocket! I've always wanted to ride a rocket! Dr. Dave? Yes? SHUT UP! I agree with the watcher. Shut up or you'll be losing your tongue over a spit. I know this is supposed to be an aside that only the good guys can hear, but come on! This is terrible!

And now a little recap for the folks at home.

THE BAD

And Christina Baker is CHRISTINA BAKER!!!

Chuck Mueller is MADDRAVEN, LACKEY TO SATAN!

Classic film star the moon appears as LUCIFER, LORD OF DARKNESS!

THE REALLY REALLY UGLY

Veteran actor Dr. Dave stars as DR. DAVE!

THE GOOD

Also starring Zack Wilson as A REALLY REALLY UGLY GUY! If you think Zack is handsome and want to date him, his email address is dreamvisionsinc@yahoo.com

WHAT THE?! DR. DAVE, YOU ASSHOLE!

It looks like our heroes have met their match. Evil prevails. Good sucks. And there's this really ugly guy next to me. And what is the Watcher's secret? I hope it's that she likes girls too. Click here to see!
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