Satan's Flashback...

Do you want the moon? I'll bring it down for you and it will curse your soul, rape your body and send you to hell. It's a bastard moon, it is.

IN THE DAYS BEFORE THE FALL, WE WERE ALWAYS TOGETHER. IT WAS ALWAYS ME AND MADDRAVEN, MY FAITHFUL ASSISTANT. WE WOULD PLAY PRANKS ON OTHER ANGELS AND CAUSE MINOR MISCHIEF IN HEAVEN IN OUR YOUNGER DAYS. WHEN WE BECAME OLDER, IT WAS MADDRAVEN'S IDEA FOR US TO LEAD THE REVOLUTION FOR THE THRONE IN HEAVEN. AND AFTER WE WERE DEFEATED IT WAS MADDRAVEN, NOT I, WHO SAID THAT IT IS BETTER TO RULE IN HELL THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN.YET AFTER THE FALL, WE WERE STILL CLOSE.

DR. DAVE! THANKS TO YOU, I AM FREE ONCE AGAIN. HOWEVER, DO NOT DESPAIR! I COME HERE TO ASK YOUR ASSISTANCE. YOU SEE...UMM...THIS IS HARD TO SAY REALLY. MY REALM HAS BEEN...UMM...TAKEN OVER. SHANGHIED, IF YOU WILL, BY ONE OF MY ASSISTANTS. HE GOES BY THE NAME MADDRAVEN THOUGH IN THE EARLY DAYS HE WAS KNOWN AS CHUCK, STOKER OF THE FLAMES. MY SECOND IN COMMAND, HE WAS. NOW HE LEADS MY UNDEAD ARMIES. LET ME SHOW YOU IN FLASHBACK FORM.

IT WAS A FEW WEEKS AFTER I WAS DEFEATED BY YOUR DR. DAVE THAT WE HAD OUR FALLING OUT. MADDRAVEN WANTED US TO AMASS AN ARMY TO DESTROY EARTH AND ALL ITS INHABITANTS, THUS GIVING US AN INFLUX OF NEW SOULS TO FUEL OUR UNDEAD ARMIES. HOWEVER, I WAS IN A WEAKENED STATE AND TOLD HIM THAT NOW WAS NOT THE TIME TO DO SUCH THINGS. HE ARGUED THAT SURPRISE WAS THE BEST ELEMENT WE HAD. WE HAD A FALLING OUT AND I TOLD HIM THAT I WOULD HEAD TO EARTH FOR A FEW WEEKS TO SEE IF THE TIME WAS INDEED RIPE FOR DESTRUCTION. UPON MY ABSCENCE, HE TOOK OVER AS RULER.

This is Charles Mueller as he looks today. His hair goes further down but I really can't show it without covering up those sweet angel tits.

Charles Mueller as he will be in 500 years. As you can see, he ages well. If you want to email him, his email address is...I don't remember. Email me instead. I'm cooler. I'm at dreamvisionsinc@yahoo.com

OF COURSE, AS YOU KNOW FROM YOUR MANY DEALINGS WITH ME, I AM NOT ONE TO GIVE UP SO EASILY. JUST LAST WEEK, I SECRETLY STOLE INTO HELL AND FOUND THE DEMONS THAT WERE STILL LOYAL TO ME. WE THEN PROCEEDED TO TRY AND OVERTHROW THE EVIL MADDRAVEN. HOWEVER, WE WERE SWIFTLY DEFEATED. MADDRAVEN IS TOO STRONG FOR US. TOO MANY ARE LOYAL TO HIM AND HIS POLICY OF LETTING THE DEMONS EXPLODE WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT. ME, I LIKED TO KEEP HELL CLEAN OF BURNING ECTOPLASM. BUT I BESEECH YOU TO HELP ME TAKE CONTROL OF HELL ONCE AGAIN. IF WE WIN, I PROMISE TO GIVE YOU A COOL SPOT AND ALL THE COMFORTS YOU WANT WHEN YOU ALL COME TO JOIN ME. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

Madison be shrinkin! It must be all those games of spoons she plays. It'll kill you, it will.

Lucifer, as a being of light, I am supposed to hate you and all you stand for. However, I feel your plight and I wish to help you. Keep in mind that I have my own interests in this matter and that after this episode is over, we will once again become sworn enemies. Also remember that your idiotic bungling killed my ancient lover many many minutes before he was scheduled to die anyway. Let's face it, he was really really old. Still, you stole 65 minutes from his life and that was enough to end the comic. Remember all these things for I shall for many times to come.

Ok, I've got one. This moon walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, no moons ain't allowed in this bar. Look at the sign." Then the moon looks at the sign, melts it with his superhuman powers and turns the bartender into an asteriod. Then the moon runs into the asteriod and smashes it. Then he says, "Don't mess with a moon, rock boy."

WATCHER, I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU AND YOUR UNENDING KINDNESS. I UNDERSTAND YOUR ANGER WITH ME, BUT BELIEVE ME. I HAD NO INTENTIONS OF KILLING YOUR POOR BLACKBEARD. HE KILLED DR. DAVE TO DO ME A FAVOR. DR. DAVE KILLED BLACKBEARD OUT OF HIS OWN HYSTERIA, NOT BECAUSE OF MY POSSESSION. NOW, CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO HELL WITH ME ONCE MORE TO DESTROY MADDRAVEN! OR CLICK HERE FOR HOME.