Guess who's baaack?!

Yes, I am in the guise of a giant violin. Why? I like violins and violins also have cat gut rubbed on them. What's more menacing than a large piece of wood covered in cat guts?

Madison looking her geekiest in some shirt from some loser place and an awkward lanky smile...yummy indeed!

We go from piratey sailors from geeky pilots. Who said that Dream Visions Inc. wasn't culturally diverse?

Welly welly welly well. You wish to know where Dr. Dave is, eh? He is in the streets of Europe now, corrupting minds as he wanders around. The French are more than assholes now because of him and the English are even more snooty and the Spanish...don't even get me started on what's happened to them. Do you have any tools to calm him? Lauren the Elder located a syringe full of muscle relaxers. Yarr and if that not be enough, I can hack him to pieces with me cutlass. No, Blackbeard. It is not enough to stop Dr. Dave now. He has powers...mystic powers whose origins I cannot even trace. We must put all our wits about us or we will all die. Yes, all of us, even you Blackbeard and this time there is no coming back. Now let us head to the UK.

Greetings, muderers and beauties. What a lethal combination! Mwee hee hee hee! Now, who wants to hear some music?! QUICKLY, COVER YOUR EARS! THIS IS HOW HE WARPS YOUR MIND! I once met a girl, she was ok with me. La la la la! Yarr...that be hurting even with me ears closed. What's that Blackbeard, oh my would-be-assasin chum? LOUDER?! Oh yes, I agree! SHE TOOK MY HAND AND WE WENT TO THE SEA! LA LA LALA!!! I CAN'T STAND IT!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! One down...four to go. NOO!! BLACKBEARD..my sweet, sweet Blackbeard..."sob, sob, sob" Don't worry, Watcher. You shall join him soon! Hee hee hee!! Four? Which one of us are you not going to kill?! What sick game is this, Dave?

All passengers, it is time for take off. If you have any small children please place them in the overhead compartments for safe keeping. To all pirates aboard, please secure all cutlasses and items of mayhem. This is going to be a bumpy ride. One other quick note, when we get out...keep your eyes peeled. Also note the saf- Umm...Christy...we're here. Oh, right. Everyone out! AHHHH!!! IT'S DR. DAVE!

If you can't figure out why this is here....I don't love you.

Game?! Why Crow the White...whatever do you mean? Surely you would notice that one of the travellers in your group is not as they seem. Well...perhaps you wouldn't. Intelligence has never been your strong point has it, old chum? Now, why don't we do what I set out to do and release the power hidden in one of your lucky compatriots. He'll help me take care of all of you! Mwa ha ha ha!

Dr. Dave looking his geekiest in some shirt from some loser place and an awkward lanky smile...yummy indeed!

All you Christina fans may be upset but she doesn't talk much anymore. I'm sorry. Maybe one day I will make an entire comic about her to make it up to you. Or probably not.

Ahh, Lucifer. What's more Satanic than a red period moon looking thing? The menstrual cycle is a thing of terror! TERROR!

Now, prepare to say hello to Lucifer, lord of chaos!

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