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| Ha ha ha! Foolish pirates! Did you think that you could kill the Waving Girl?! I am invincible! Now, for your silly pathetic attempts to destroy me, I shall lock you in the Cage of Eternity! No mortal man shall ever escape this prison of immense pain and torture! And even if you do, you must march through a mine field of dog doo! Mwa ha ha ha! |
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| Great job, Doc! Now we're locked up for eternity and we all have the intolerable smell of pirates! Yarr, ye be wantin an arse kickin' for the stupid pigey stunt! Take it easy, sailors. We have all eternity to work this out. Why don't we get some sleep, eh? Arrgghh!! Ye be sleepin' in Davey Jones' locker if ye don't get us out of here! Hey, First Mate Carter, hand me your scope. Yarr...good, good. Tis be just what we need. Look over there, mates! |
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| Yarr...that be the way out of here. Jesus? Help us? We're pirates! Plus...I'm a demon! Since when you be a demon?! I thought ye were a wizard! So, I lied on my resume. What's a desperate demon to do? Yarr... so if this Jesus character saves...how do we get in touch with him? Uhh...hmm...uhh...hmm...I got it! Blackbeard, try to kill me. Since you're a demon and demons aren't allowed to kill humans, my guardian angel will appear and I'll get him to talk. Just like Abraham and Isaac or in Santa Claus 2... |
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| It be my pleasure to kill ye, Dr. Dave. Uhh...right. Anyway, First Mate Carter, when Blackbeard gets ready to kill me, you get the net and pistol ready to trap my guardian angel. Got it? Yarr...we be havin' angel wings tonight, cap'n! |
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| FIRE PIRATEY OPTIC BLASTS!!!! |
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| Yarr! Got 'im! |
| RICHARD SIMMONS?!! Click here for the...uhh...exciting? conclusion! |