| The History of Lafours |
| Once an aspiring college student, Lafours quickly became disenchanted with college life. The binge drinking, one-night stands and scantily clad coeds began to become a constant thorn in his side. After nearly three years spent in one of the most notorious party schools in the nation, Lafours decided to make a plea to the University of Georgia's Registrar for a path that would lead him to enlightenment and the utter destruction of this hedonistic frivolity. |
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| The Registrar informed the enthusiastic Lafours that a degree from law school would be exactly what is required to quench those activities he deemed so evil. Lafours graduated from the School of Law on May 17th 2001. However, his law enforcing skills would prove no match for the stealthy pirating as Dr. Dave was planning to use on the unsuspecting Lafours. |