I am afire with the realization of what has been going on. See? Grr...
Satan, it was you! I knew it all along. I knew it couldn't simply be all my fault. You are to blame, it's all your doing! I, I shall never join you, but I shall make it my life's deed to destroy you and all your nefarious minions! I shall not rest until I rid the world of you, Dark One. You shall fall upon your hands and knees and beg forgiveness from me! Do you understand, vile villian?
I cannot die, la la la. You must die. la la la. You will go to Hell...do not pass go...do not collect 200 dollars...no wait. Go collect 200 dollars. It burns well.
YAWN. YES, I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. YOU, LIKE SO MANY OTHER MORTALS BEFORE YOU, THINK YOU CAN JUST DESTROY ME. I GIGGLE AT YOUR SAD ASSUMPTIONS. I AM EVIL! I AM NOT SIMPLY SOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION THAT CAN BE DESTROYED WITH A HAMMER! FINE, ENOUGH. IN THE WORDS OF YOUR PETTY RACE, "BRING IT ON!"
I'm a gonna kill Satan. Oh, yes! I'm a gonna kill him good!
Satan, do you take me for a fool? I know how to destroy you once and for all. I have no hammer, no tool of physical destruction. I have more, I have the thing that can destroy you permanently, it is...LOVE!! Love, Satan, love. Can you feel yourself wither? I can see you dissipate. Let's end this! LOVELY GRIZZLED BEARD ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beastiality!
LOVE IN MAN AND BEAST!
Robo boner...quick get the WD-40!
Uh oh, they're gonna go at it!
LOVE IN MAN AND WOMAN!
LOVE IN MACHINES!
Is this chick on heroin? Cause she looks doped up. Ain't she hot though?
MY LOVE FOR CREEPY CHICKS!
Uhh...I'm dying. Oh, shit.
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT LOVE, IT CANNOT BE! MY POWER DISSIPATES! I AM FADING AWAY INTO NOTHING! HOW DID YOU KNOW? DR. DAVE! ANSWER ME, HOW DID YOU KNOW?! NO, NO, NO! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, DR. DAVE. A POX ON YOU, A POX, A POX......
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