| Satan having been annihilated and Hell being turned into a hospital for burn victims, Dr. Dave returned home. On his way home, he meets a mysterious messenger. |
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| Ho ho ho. It is I, Santa Claus. Listen, Dr. Dave, silently and carefully don this apparal and follow me. I am sent by the one person that can help you now and reward you for your cunning and good deeds. Do not keep this person waiting. He does not like to wait. He doesn't have a wristwatch and therefore no concept of time. Hurry! |
| Dr. Dave did as Santa Claus demanded and donned the odd clothing Santa had brought him. However, Dr. Dave was very disappointed when Santa informed him that he was not going to get any toys this year, just socks. Santa did keep his word and brought Dr. Dave to the one that sought him. |
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| Dr. Dave, I have watched your progress for some time. I am impressed. Your website is wonderful and your outreach program is ingenious. Thanks for killing Satan, that was cool, dude. Yes, you do get a reward. What do you want? Money, reputation, revenge? Hmm...not revenge. I am god, no revenge. I am god, did I not mention that earlier. Well, who in the outer realm did you think I was? A white dwarf?! |
| Oh, Great Lord, I cannot accept your great offers to me. I am simply a little man in this big world. I did no more than any man would normally do. Except, I really fight at the buffet. I eat more than twenty men. Anyway, I cannot accept. Ha ha ha. I'm just kidding. Modest? Ha, I am not modest. I want lots of money, even more dashing sexual appeal, a great reputation and a good lover. That's just a starting idea. There will be more as soon as I think of them. Is that cool with you, oh Great One? |
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| Dr. Dave, I was wrong about you. You are selfish, wicked, and sinful. I cannot allow you to return to Earth. If you ever mention meeting me, I will be ridiculed. God is only supposed to entertain righteous holy people, you know. No, I have no choice but to make sure that no one ever discovers what has happened between us. I shall set you adrift among the stars to pay your penance. So, start praying! |
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| AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! |
| And so, Dr. Dave was set adrift upon the sea of space. Will he ever return? Has he returned already? Was it all a dream? Only tHe CrOw knows for sure! Click here to return to where you first entered The Dimension of tHe CrOw. Click here to return home. |