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| Crow, you have been fooled! The brain was not only that of the person you have killed but it was full of truth serum, now you cannot lie. Now, Crow, tell me all that I wish to know about the murder, about you, and about why you wished to kill me. Oh, and tell me why in the devil you thought that hot woman was me? |
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| Caw, caw. Well, here we go. Ahem,caw, ahem. Dr. Dave, I love you. I've always loved you. Err...I mean I want your body...no, I mean, yes. Satan wanted me to kill you because you are helping people and you know, that sort of thing really gets Satan's goat. So he told me to kill you. I saw a sexy can, that looked like your can and I thought it was you. I turned her into a brain. I'm sorry. Can we get married? |
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| Crow...Crow...you love me? Well, this, this changes everything. Oh, to be loved by a bird! Come, come, Crow. I will forget all about the climax on page 3 wherein I found out about your murder and vowed to kill you and you were so dumb that you didn't notice. There was no climax. There's just you and I, Crow. Just the two of us, sexy men out on the town. Just come close, put your head on my shoulder. There, there you go. Now, put this lovely scented yellow lotion on...I can't believe it's not butter...Now, give Dr. Dave a big kiss..GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE...! Mmm...what a juicy crow, well, now that he is out of the way, it's off to get my Satanic dessert. MWA HA HA HA HA HA! |
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| Dr. Dave goes to Hell! |
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| Ok. Dr. Dave is it? And what is your agenda with Satan? Oh, you've come to pay him back for a murder. That's good. Here, why don't you take this card and go sit over there. Yes, yes behind Orpheus. Dr. Dave, you are number 3,000,432. Yes, it's quite a long wait, but you get the chance to really stick it to Satan, the lord of Darkness. It's worth the wait, isn't it? What? You're only a mortal. You can't wait around forever? Tsk, tsk. Well, that's going to stand in the way of hurting Satan. Oh, bother. Well, I just can't make exceptions. The bathroom? You need to use the bathroom? Oh, it's down the hall on the left. It's the first door. Be sure not to enter the second door, it leads to Satan's inner chamber. |
| Whew, I thought that bag of bones would never shut up. Now, that skeletal fop said that Satan's door was the second door down the hall on the left. I definitely don't want to go into Hell's bathroom. What smells worse than fire and brimstone and melting flesh? A bathroom after skeletons, demons, slime, and other Satanic legions have relieved themselves. *Shiver..shiver...* Skeleton poo...ewww...Let's see...second is one plus two...no, that's one plus one equals two. Yes, after one is two. Two is second. Grr...No, second comes after two. One, two, second. There are 60 seconds in a minute. This can be solved simply and logically. Eenie Meenie Minie Moe! Hah, this is it. |
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| Not one to be daunted by his inability to count, Dr. Dave daringly picks the "moe" door. Where will it take him? Only time and Satan know for sure. Click here to find out what happens to Dr. Dave on his decent to the darkest regions. Has he found the skeletal poo pile? Let's hope not... |