The Fall of Crow

Return to Satan, report the crime, get the reward. Mmm...bird seed.

Dark Lord, I have destroyed Dr. Dave for you. His wasted body lies in a dark alley. Your fears have been abated. Yes, my liege, I have done as I have been commanded...may I now have my reward?

I see a bad moon rising...I see trouble on the way. MWA HA HA HA HA! CCR ARE MY BITCHES!

CROW, THOU PRATING FOOL! DR. DAVE STILL LIVES! NOW HE IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER, NOT ONLY DOES HE KNOW YOU TRIED TO KILL HIM, BUT HE MAY FIND OUT THAT I'M BEHIND IT ALL. HE MAY DISCOVER I HAVE RUINED HIS LOVE LIFE AND PEED ON HIS PRECIOUS CHICKEN. OH, WE ARE RUINED, RUINED!

I shall take care of it,Satan. Do not worry.
--Crow arrives in the Dark Alley--

Oh, no. Dr. Dave is here and notices my murder. What? He is talking, I shall watch him for signs of violence.

Polonius, the crow? Or is it Claudius, the blackbird? Damned if I know.

To be or not to be, that is the question. Or is that the answer. Damn, I need a script. CREW!

O, that this too too sullied flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew. Fie on 't, ah fie! 'Tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed. Things rank and gross in nature posess it merely. That it should come to this! A beautiful woman killed because of my beautiful body. Oh why, oh why should this be the case? I shall have my revenge. Your death shall not be in vain, dear woman. You shall be avenged. By the gods above, I swear to murder your murderers and wash your tomb with their blood! Oh, tis the Crow, one of the vile fiends, I shall put on the antic disposition to fool him into telling me more about the murder.

Am I supposed to die soon? I dunno. Does ANYONE have a script? Jesus...

Ah, good. He seems oblivious to my hand in the murder. He even seems passive. I shall meet him. (Crow flies to Ham...err...Dr. Dave)

Hello, Dr. Dave. What are you doing in this dark alley? Oh..and my..my..uhh...what is that spongy thing in your hand?

See, I'm just pretending to be crazy. It's ok.

This? This Crow? This is simply a brain. It is my good friend. Say hello. To my brain buddy, Crow. Don't be so rude. Speak, Crow, speak! Ah, you will not, will you? Tis the same. It is not my good friend. It is simply a delicious meal I have bought. Mmm...it is good. But I am so full, Crow. I am just stuffed to the gills. Why don't you finish this brain for me. I've already had three. I don't want to be a pig. Oh, come, come, Mr. Crow. You look so malnourished. Do not turn away free food. Eat it, Crow. Eat it. Eat it or I shall be forced to shove it down your throat. It is for your own good.

Mmm...it's a big, juicy, tasty brain! It was a person which makes it even tastier.

Chomp...grumble..
grumble..chomp.

There, dammit, there. The brain is in my tummy. Happy are you? Good. I ate it all for you. What? You want me to bathe in butter? Sure, I guess...

See, that is one full crow. Doesn't he look full?

What devious scheme is Dr. Dave up to? Has he gone crazy? What about Satan? What about Crow? Click here to continue .