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| It is I, Dr. Dave. Oh, behave. Cause, hey, oh, it's me, Dr. Dave. La la la la la. Oh, it is a great day, self. I hope no one betrays me today. My day is going just great. I'm swell. I'm living the life of a perfect man. Oh, look self, it is my good friend Juda..oh, no it is crow. Hello, my good friend, Crow. |
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| Oh, hi, Dr. Dave. Listen, I want you to meet me alone tomorrow night in a dark alley behind the video arcade. Oh, and come alone. Ok? It'll be loads of fun, I promise. |
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| Sure, Crow. I'll be there. (Dr. Dave lies. He recently watched a video about date rape and believes that Crow wants his very sexy, manly body. Dr. Dave fears for this and only tells Crow he will be there so Crow will leave him alone. Dr. Dave knows it is not right to lie and therefore makes this his first and final lie.) |
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| STUPID CROW! DR. DAVE IS NOT GOING TO SHOW UP! I KNOW THIS THROUGH MY DEMONIC POWERS. GRR...CROW MUST PAY FOR HIS FOOLISHNESS. HE SHALL NOT BE LEFT TO RUN AMOK IN MY UNHOLY KINGDOM. TO DIE OR NOT TO DIE CROW, IT'S NOT MUCH OF A QUESTION. YOU ARE GOING TO GO KERSPLAT, JUST LIKE THAT. MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! |
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| Meanwhile behind the video arcade in a dark alley... |
| Caw, there is Dr. Dave. He is mine, all mine, caw caw! Satan will be so proud of me. Sorry, Dr. Dave. Religion before friends, caw caw. CROW BEAM!!!! |
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| This is the end, I have killed Dr. Dave and made him a brain! MWA HA HA HA CAW CAW! Has Crow really killed Dr. Dave or was Satan right? Click here to find out! |