She stormed out of the office and went to the receptionist and took the phone and called the White House. When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she wanted to talk to Bill right away. Well they rang the oval office and Bill answered.
Hillary started screaming: "Do you know what you did, you lousy jerk? You got me pregnant!!!"
The President remained silent.
Again, Hillary shouted, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU F***? GOOD-FOR-NOTHING JERK? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!!"
Finally Bill answered, "Who is this?"
In an unconnected situation Bill was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a dog. Two young interns greeted him, to which he said
"Gee, I've never come across your faces before."
They replied
"Nice dog, sir!"
"Thank you. Her name is Monica, I got her for Bush."
They then said
"Nice trade, sir!"
