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Clinton Update
By SHY FLY
DRATIQ NEWS SENIOR POLOITICAL CORRESPONDENT
Clinton, drew standing ovations from a packed restaurant on 52nd Street on the Upper East Side, criticized the administration's economic policies as "wrongheaded" and getting worse.

A furious waitress at that restaurant said to reporters given the current situation of the past president�s personal life, she didn�t think his order is a good idea. A quickie would be an inappropriate thing for Bill to ask for. But later our Dratiq News Reporters had to explain to the past president that the pronunciation is �Quiche�
Clinton�s doctor was also present. He stated that the red rash thought to be around Bill�s penis, which he was taking medication for, is no longer something for concerned. It�s not contagious, and there are no complications in treating it. There is no need to test his wife or anyone in contact with the organ. It seemed to be properly treated with lip stick remover.
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