Quotes from Late Night with Conan O'Brien
"I'm going to KILL that dog of mine!"
"Nobody's watching."
"That was the gayest thing I've ever heard-- God's a jerk."
"We may not be on late enough tonight... I did NOT need to see your crotch spinning."
"You can tell Fidel Castro is old because he wants to retire and move to Florida."
"I'M GOING TO GET MY SALAD TOSSED!"
"Even if he didn't have a movie coming out, I would still deman to have... FABIO!"
"Look who's in Tiger Beat magazine. I am right next to Ashley Parker Angel.. if someone could explain to me who that is.. O-Town? I am in Tiger Beat magazine.. suffering from an eye infection. I think in a year I'll have a movie with Freddie Prinze Jr! *Gets up on desk* I'M IN TIGER BEEEAAAAT!"
"The guys that just clapped do NOT look like Fabio."
"Did you ever have a beaver in your face?" -Fabio
"Thank God for the nerd filter."
"Take a former KGB operative to work day!"
"With Bush, words are just words. But the akward pauses... that's where the magic is."
"This thing didn't become neutral by choice; neither side wanted them."
