Humor

Sugar - Are you ready to laugh? Of course you are. I'll tell you some short stories.
Ed - Who are you calling short?
Sugar - Not you.
Al - He goes crazy just from hearing the word. (sighs) Oh, Ed what are we going to do with with.
Ed - ...
Sugar - ...-_-,...Anyway, Here I go. The frist story is called Pizza Disaster.

Scene: Winry just ordered pizza and is about to hang up when...

Sugar - (comes into the room) What's wrong, Winry?
Winry - I forgot the to tell him we wanted extra cheese. How can I be so stupid?
Sugar - It's not that big of a deal. We'll just go with out the extra cheese.

...so the disaster was averted or so we thought...

Ed - You forgot the extra cheese. HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING AS FORGET THE EXTRE CHEESE!
Winry - Sorry.
Ed - SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
Amber - (hits Ed over the head) Stop being a jerk.
Ed - SHE FOR...
Amber - (hits Ed harder over the head) - STOP BEING A JERK ED OR ELSE YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY PIZZA AT ALL!

...and so the disaster was finely averted.

(Note: more to coming)