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If swimming is food for your figure, how do you explain whales? (Jess R.)
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'I love you' has eight letters ... but so does 'bullshit'.
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To the world, you're just one person ... but to one person you can mean the world.
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A day without sunshine is like ... a night.
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Every minute without you is like ... 60 secodns.
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Remember that you are unique ... just like everybody else.
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A good movie can make you cry, but so can onions.
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Children playing outside cars can cause accidents. But adults playing inside cars can cause children by accident.
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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When you finally find the perfect guy you ask yourself, "Why isn't he taken?"
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While waiting for the right person to come, play and have fun with the wrong one. But be careful who you play with because that person might be the right one all along ...
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If you fool me once, shame on you. If you fool me twice, shame on me.
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A person who asks questions is a fool for five minutes. A person who doesn't is a fool forever.
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If you lose someone, it means someone needs him more than you do.
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Don't be afraid to expose yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you because when you finally decide it's the right time, it might already be too late.
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It doesn't really matter whether you're born poor and you die poor, as long as you're rich in between.
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Love can be magic, but magic can be an illusion.
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Love is like a rose. It blossoms and then dies.
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Kill 1, you're a murderer. Kill 10, you're a serial killer. Kill them all YOU RULE.
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In reality the player isn't playing the other person ... he's playing himself.
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You can close your eyes to what you don't wanna see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't wanna feel.
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My friends and I are all crazy. That's what keeps us sane.
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If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
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Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.
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Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still goes on.
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Free the mind and the rest shall follow.
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I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I'm perfect.
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The beginning is a very delicate time.
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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
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Teachers help you with problems you wouldn't have if they weren't there.
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