The Cast :
Baboon of Mass Destruction : (or BOMD, pronounced 'bombed') You will often see him being used to get people around places. Like a packmule. Lol. He ish ebil. Can you not see it in his beaty red eyes???
Big Purple Thing : It will also be a packmule to be ridden around on. It can attack with it's spikes, but most of all likes to use the Giant Dart Gun.
Dude With Knife : He has a knife and stabs with it. Ya. Big Purple Thing ish his best friend.
Elephant of Mass Destruction : (or EOMD, pronounced 'eeomdee') Another packmule. Do you see a running theme???
Guy with Gun : Big deal! The guy has a gun. He shoots with it. His best friend ish BOMD (baboon of mass destruction)
Piccolo : Yes, Piccolo from DBZ. HE ish the rough and tough guy who's best friend ish EOMD (elephant of mass destruction)
Ebil Dolly : She ish ebil. She will work for the good guys, but only to do their dirty work. Doesn't she look repulsive???
Astronaut : Um, what can I say? I mean, for Leper's sake, he's an astronaut! I guess he's sorta uber....... okay well, ya, he ish an astronaut and that's it. He has like, lazor vizion. Yup.
Grand Masta Flash : He ish a martial arts intructor. He is very wise and wisdomish and ya, that's him.
Garurumon : Yup, from Digimon. It's our ol' pal Garuru. He still has that same little voice too. He can fly. Piccolo can't. *laughs at piccolo's patheticness*
Grand Masta Flashes' students :
Pink Ninja : SHe's a ninja and she's pink. She can really whoop butt!
Green Ninja : Same exccept he's green, lol.
Props :
Big Hammer : Big Hammer ish used to squash things.
Tractor : It's a tractor. It has super zoom-zoom speed and is very versatile. Oh ya, tractors rock.
Track : Umm.........ok well, ya.
From Right : Big Dart Gun : Ish used to pulverize stuff. Logs : Ish used to squish and bash stuff. And the thing all the way to the left is....I dunno how that got there.......
From Left : Rocket Launcher : Ish used to blow the snot outta stuff. Giant Scissors : Ish used to cut things, duh!
EPISODE ONE : THE LAST GUNMAN (First episode ever dedicated to Amanda. Happy 15th!)
After Ebil Dolly had been thrown in jail (not a bug house) for eating Piccolo's pet bunny rabbit, everyone started arguing about who would take over as leader. Since Ebil Dolly had been their leader before (by force of course, she wush their dictator) they needed a new leader desperately. They decided not to take votes, but instead fight eachother to the death. The last man, montser, baboon, elephant, what have you, standing, got to be the new leader. We start here at headquarters with Piccolo.........
(And if you haven't seen DBZ and didn't know Piccolo could fly....he can't....)
EOMD : Ok Picco, funtime's over, Guy with Gun's havin' a spat with Dude with Knife and I wanna go watch 'em duke it out! So get the heck offa my trunk!
Piccolo : Fine, fine. But next time we pick up where we left off, where I was about to defeat the evil villian 'Triumphius' and you were gonna go make a painting with your trunk so all the scientist and zoologists will be amazed at you and your kind.
EOMD : Deal!
Meanwhile, while Piccolo and EOMD were on their way to watch the brawl, Dude with Knife was being forced to run errands for Guy with Gun.
So as Guy with Gun was petting his pet BOMD, Dude with Knife planned an assasination.
But as he tried to carry out his plan.....BOMD (Baboon of Mass Destruction) saw Dude with Knife behing Guy with Gun.
Guy with Gun hoped onto BOMD and was ready to shoot.....
Guy with Gun : Stick 'em up Dude with Knife! *dude with knife raises arms in air* When all-of-a-sudden BOMD attacks without command forcing Guy with Gun to jump off of him!
Dude with Knife : What the-?! Ah!!! Get offa me!!! *dude with knife pushes BOMD offa him and then stabs BOMD in the chest*
Dude with Knife : Ugh great! Now I gotta clean my knife!
But then guy with Gun knocks Dude with Knife to the ground and shoots him in the belly!!!
Dude with Knife : Oof! Blaaaaaaa......
Guy with Knife : I had to do it, you killed BOMD! *guy with gun scrams*
*eerie music* Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun DUN!!!!!
Piccolo : Omigosh! Is Dude with Knife really.....dead?
EOMD : I believe so. *piccolo puts dude with knife on EOMD's back*
Piccolo : No! It can't be! Nooooooooo!!!! I won't let him diiiiieeeee!!!!!
EOMD : Dude, get over it, he's dead already. Geezzz. *fwump*
Piccolo : How could you just dump his corpse off your back liek that?! That was cruel!!!
EOMD : Big deal, let's follor the trail of blood to find the killer.
Piccolo : You follow and I'll catch up later. I gottta go to the little boy's room. *zooms off to boy's room*
So EOMD followed the trail as far as it would take him, which was like, 10 yards...because Guy with Gun ish so darn slow.
(1/2 min. later)
EOMD : I got him!!!
Piccolo : I'm back. Wow, you got him. Now stick 'em up Guy with Gun!
So after tying up GUy with Gun and dumping him somewhere, Piccolo and EOMD headed back to the HeadQuarters, where they ran into an old enemy........
Piccolo and EOMD : What the crap?!
BOMD : Time for revenge!!! *scurries to other side of headquarters and grabs big hammer*
BOMD : HA ha! I've got you now!
Piccolo : COme now BOMD, you don't really wanna use that, do you? Just calm dow-
BOMD : I don't wanna calm down! All I know is that you guys just tied up my master and I don't like it!!!
EOMD : How'd you know we tied him up?
BOMD : Duh! The Narrator just said so! Now diiieee!!!! *whaps EOMD over head with big hammer*
Piccolo : Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOMD : You're next, Piccolo! Muw ah ha ha ha! *whaps piccolo over head with big hammer*
*eerie music* Oooooh, oooh ooooh ooooooooh..............
Meanwhile, back at HeadQuarters, BOMD has noticed something......
Guy with Gun : Pssst!!! Hey!!! BOMD, it's me, Guy with Gun! They put me behind the Giant Dart Gun! *BOMD goes behing giant dart gun*
BOMD : Gasp! They tied you up with bunjee cord!
Guy with Gun : Yeah, I noticed. Now help me outta this! *BOMD helps*
Guy with Gun : Hurry it up!
Guy with Gun : Now let's go find those son-of-a-guns who did this! *BOMD rides guy with gun on his back to the scene of his crime*
So, back near Headquarters, (after Guy with Gun and BOMD had already left) Piccolo's and EOMD's bodies were discovered.
Big Purple Thing : Man, you think they're dead?
Dude with Knife : I don't know. But I know a way to find out......*stabs piccolo in leg with knife*
Dude with Knife : Yup, he is dead. What about EOMD over there???
Big Purple Thing : I don't know, lemme check. *grabs giant dart gun from headquarters and shoots EOMD in the chest*
Big Purple Thing : Yup, he's dead too. Man.
Dude with Knife : Then let's go find the perp!
Meanwhile, Guy with Gun was just arriving to the scene of the crime with BOMD.
Guy with Gun : They're gone! Where could they have gone?!
BOMD : And where'd all this OTHER blood come from???
Guy with Gun : Look! Footprints of blood! Let's follow!
While Guy with Gun and BOMD were starting their voyage to follow the prints, Piccolo and EOMD had made a plan of their own....
Piccolo : Ebil Dolly, we need your help killing Guy with Gun. If we let you out of jail (not a bug house), you have to help us.
Ebil Dolly : Okay! *EOMD and piccolo let's ebil dolly out of jail, not the bug house*
Then, out of the blue, while formulating an attack plan, Piccolo, EOMD, and Ebil Dolly were discovered by Big Purple Thing and Dude with Knife.
Dude with Knife : Piccolo! I thought you and EOMD were dead!
Piccolo : Dude, that was just ketchup.....
Big Purple Thing : So what's goin on??? Why's Ebil Dolly not in her bug house, I mean, jail cell?!
Dude with Knife : What the-?! She's out?! Ah!!!
Ebil Dolly : It's okay, I'm helping get rid of Guy with Gun. *eerie music*
Big Purple Thing : Oh, oaky then, let's go find him!
So there you have it, Dude with Knife rode to find BOMD and Guy with Gun on Big Purple Thing's back.....
While Ebil Dolly walked.....
And I think we ALL know how Piccolo got there....
So on they trudged, and when they found BOMD and Guy with Gun, they surrounded him.
Dude with Knife stabbed BOMD on top of the head with his knife.....
Followed by Big Purplr Thing shooting BOMd in the leg with the Giant Dart Gun....
Then EOMD snatched Guy with Gun off of BOMD and threw him on the ground.....
And Piccolo did that Super-Saiyan kicky-thing he does in the air on DBZ where he kicks like, 1,000 times but it doesn't even look like he kicked cause he does it so fast........
Leaving BOMD mortally wounded.
Then, Guy with Gun got up and saw what had happened to BOMD.
Guy with Gun : Nooooooooo!!!!!! You fools!!!! Look what you've done! You'll pay for this!!!
But they all just laughed, for they knew what was about to happen....
Piccolo, EOMD, Big Purple Thing, and Dude with Knife : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Guy with Gun : What's so funy?!
But they didn't dare answer, they just continued laughing...
Piccolo, EOMD, Big Purple Thing, and Dude with Knife : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*ebil dolly snatches guy with gun and pulls him up to her lair in the sky to eat him like a spider*
Guy with Gun : Whoah! What the crap?! Ahhhh!!!!!!
Group : Let's go celebrate! *they all head back to headquarters*
Everyone : Yay!!! Partay on!!!!!
*Giant Raisin rocks out*
Giant Raisin : "The End!!!!!!!!"
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