Leper : Unclean

EPISODE TWO : APRIL.....FOOLS???

NOTICE : Giant raisin will not be included in this month's production due to his currently being on strike. He believes he shouldn't have to be the last character shown in the comic. As a result of my wanting him to return to his former duties, I have bargained a deal with him. The deal is I promised I would put him in one episode but I couldn't possibly spare a place in the special edition April Fools episode so he'll just have to wait. So in conclusion, filling in for Giant Raisin today will be the little girl I babysit weekly. No worries, she is unrecognizable......or is she??? Anyway, on with the show!


EPISODE TWO : APRIL.......FOOLS???


We begin this months special edition April Fools Day episodeat Guy with Gun's newly purchased summer condo where Piccolo is paying Dude with Knife an unwelcomed visit....................



Dude with Knife : Piccolo! You are paying me an unwelcomed visit!

Piccolo : I was not aware! Is that a lawn chair?!



Piccolo : EOMD, where the crap did you coem from?!

EOMD : I've been stuck on this barrel for the last six hours!

Piccolo : If only you were over here with me, I could fly over there to rescue you!

Dude with Knife : Ahum! Excuse me you two but I would like some peace and quite time to enjoy my vacation! Would you leave!?

Meanwhile, back at HQ, a new guy wanders in.........



New Guy : What the crap is this place supposta be?!

Guy with GUn : This teh secret headquarters and you're not supposed to be here! So I'm not going to squash you with this tractor!



New Guy : Oh you're not? Cool.



Guy with GUn : Yeah.....



Guy with Gun : ....that's right...



Guy with Gun : I'm NOT gonna hurt you........



New Guy : Ummm....ok....FREAK!

Guy with Gun : April Fools!!!!! Now diiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Guy : Ah......



And meanwhile back at the condo........



Dude with Kinfe : Piccolo, I said leave!

Piccolo : No!



Dude with Knife : Ugh!!!!!



Dude with Knife : I'm goin inside you...vacation ruiners!



EOMD : Don't please! We're just bored!

Piccolo : He's rigth you know, let's not fight.



Dude with Knife : That's now what he said! See ya! (or not....)



Piccolo : C'mon EOMD, let's go.

EOMD : K

Meanwhile, BOMD and Big Purple Thing were working together to once again set Ebiol Dolly free....for only Leper knows what reason.....



Ebil Dolly : Lemme out!



Big Purple Thing : Ok!



Anonymous Sound Effect : Boom!

Ebil Dolly : Whew! Sure am glad to be out......now, what day is it? You get kinda mixed up while living in a cell...ah yes! I remember........mwahaha!



EOMD : Yay! She's out again!

Piccolo : You idiot.....well, anywa-

Ebil Dolly : Hey Piccolo, whaddaya say we take a walk?

Piccolo : Um, ok.



Ebil Dolly : Ok, we're here, now here's your payback for ugh....doing whatever you did!

PIccolo : What the-?!



Piccolo : Aaahhh!



Ebil Dolly : Now this track is going to lower you down itself and you should know...there's a bladae moving up and down at the end that's gonna chop you into bits!!!!! Ta!



Piccolo : What the crap?! Aaaahhhh! I'm to wimpy to die!



Ebil Dolly : Hey guys.



Piccolo : Noooo!!!!!



*fwump*

Piccolo : What the-? I'm alive!!!!!!!



Ebil Dolly : April Fools! There was never any real danger!

Piccolo : Wha-? But........



Piccolo : EOMD, is this true?

EOMD : Totally.

Piccolo : Cool.

Ebil Dolly : You didn't wet your pants! Ugh, this blows! I'm out!

BOMD and BIg Purple Thing : Ya us to......bye EOMD! Bye Piccolo! See ya at the end of the episode in the finale picture!

EOMD : Shut up guys! The readers aren't supposed to know yet! Duh!



Piccolo : EOMD help me with this rope.

*EOMD pulls ropes*


*fwump*



Piccolo : Noooooo!!!!! *super-saiyan kicky-thing*



*logs explode*





EOMD : *cough cough*

Piccolo : EOMD?



EOMD : April Fools! I was never hurt! You sap! You cry so easily! Hehehe.



Dude with Knife : Must, subside, anger! *eerie music* bum bum bum bum!

Piccolo : Urgh! That was weird. Hey wait, you hear that? That rumbling noise?

EOMD : My bad dude, we're cool, right?



PIccolo : NO dude, not your flatulance, that! *points to tractor*



Piccolo : Is it raining?

Guy with Gun : Outta my way! *drives away*

EOMD : That was weird. Oh well, let's go find the others.

*happy ending music*



The Leper crew reminds you all to have a happy and SAFE April Fools Day!



*more eerie music* Oooooh, ooooh ooooh ooooh oooooooooooooohhhhhh...........

THE END!!!!!!!!!

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