(to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)
Scrubba here, scrubba there, scrubba my cock
Makin� it shine, oh, isn�t it fine
Harry will suck it and make sure I come
So scrubba scrub and I�ll be done
Wash the head, wash the shaft, make sure you get
Under the fore-skin every time
Now wash your arsehole ju-ust in case
It meets Harry�s face.
Shave my ball hair right down to there
To make it really smooth
So there�s no lag time when I get mine
And my screamin�s not from a pulled hair
Now I�m done, time for fun, Harry is here
Ready to fuck me raw
But before the fucking comes the sucking, yeah!
And that�s why I got so
Tidied up you know
His blowing leaves me in awe.