First Place- Poem/songfic

(sung to the tune of White Christmas)

I should gouge my eyes and ears ou-out
With something sharp and hot and long
So I don�t ever see them
Or be forced to hear them
Play-ing with the Ferret�s schlong

I should gouge my eyes and ears out
Cause their smootchies make me sick
I don�t think I�ll ever be right
After hearing Harry sucking dick

I wish that I could purge my mind
Just like with my stomach�s fill
Cause the visions of Draco
And Harry boffing
Are tur-ning me green in the gills

I want to forget I saw them
I want to burn out my own eyes
Cause I�ll never forget that I
Now know Draco ha-as freckled thighs

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