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Did you ever wonder about the stupid
things in life? Like, Why do you call them buildings if they're
already built? Well, here's your answer:
Question 1: Why do they call them buildings if they're already built?
Answer: It's an old custom held over from midevil England. When castles were being constructed, there was no master plan. And who is to say that in about ten years, you won't add another wing, or an extra wall, or something. Hence, they were never completely built. They were always still "bulding". Anyway, we just kinda carried on that tradition.
Question 2: Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?
Answer: This question assumes a connection between two completely unconnected things. See, parkways are just streets that can be found around rural areas (like parks). So they're called parkways. And the reason we park on driveways... that's just American stupidity. Did any one consider parking in the Garage? That's what it's there for. The driveway was not orriginaly intended to be parked on. It was where you actually started "driving".
Question 3: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer: The egg. Remember that birds were supposed to have evolved from Reptiles. So as life went along, slight changes were in each new generation as they hatched, and eventually a chicken popped out. But it wasn't a chicken who laid that fist egg. The egg came first.
Question 4: What is the meaning of life?
Answer: a) Look in your pants.
b) 42
You know, I've often thought of this question. And it has always been my oppinion that life is just one big game that someone is playing, and we just happen to be the peices. I dunno, just a thought.
You know, I'm having some slight trouble coming up with these questions. Anyone got any more? Send them to me, K? |
