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You know, a few weeks ago, Will asked me how to make a webpage. I gave him the usual information, telling him to go to www.htmlgoodies.com as I was instructed to do so, so very long ago, and I began thinking once again about the fact that I had a page on the internet. Something I had completely forgotten about. Well... after six attempts at remembering my password, I got in to take a look and OH MY GOD!!! Was this page outdated or WHAT??? So very outdated in fact that I saved a copy to look back and laugh at. Well, three days and four hours of sleep later (for such things should only be attempted during a sleep deprivation induced stupor) here I am... updating!!! Besides, if you were at work, with no one around and nothing to do for the next three hours, a DSL modem and all kinds of new toys (scanner, digital camera, etc.) to play with, wouldn't you want an excuse? So, as I sit here updating and trying to get this scanner to work, I'm faced with the same question that I was faced with so very long ago when I first created this site: "What the hell am I going to do with it?" Well, I got to thinking. I thought, "maybe I can make a site dedicated to fast and easy communication with all my friends!" But, it seems that AOL beat me to it. Then I thought, "maybe I can make a site dedicated to insanely massive amounts of idiocy!" But, once again, AOL beat me to it. Then I though, "maybe I can make a site dedicated to my evil diobolical scheme to create really crappy software and flood the entire computer market so that the consumers will have no choice but to use it and then wait for it to fail and crash thier computer during that all important e-mail or IM conversation causing the world populace widespread emotional disaster leaving me alone to seize power in the insuing chaos!!!" Mwah-ha-ha-ha-so is anyone else seeing a patern? (Note: For the record: No, there is no such thing as too much Pinky and the Brain.) So, I don't know. I can't really put anything too incredibly up-to-the-minute up here because, let's face it, things change. No matter how hard we try to stop it. Just do me a favor, check over the page. Let me know what you think, alright? "If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: If you pardon, we will mend: And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, We will make amends ere long; Else the Puck a liar call; So, good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends." -William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream |