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One night whilst driving home with a mate from the city, on my way through Greensborough we noticed that there was a booze bus up ahead. I wasn't driving so I couldn't give a shit but my mate was like "woohoo, gonna get breath tested". As we pulled up we noticed some fat bush-pig in a Hyundai Excel on her P plates get out of the car with a can of Cougar bourbon, it didn't even occur to her to try and stash the can (first sign of an alcoholic). In the car we both looked at each other and said you dumb Bitch, but before they even gave the fat Bitch the breathalizer she was still taking sips. - For this effort she(otherwise known as fat heffer) is the first person in the Downie Hall Of Fame.