Arafat captured by Israeli�s?
Ramallah, West Bank: CNN and other warmongering media types are reporting that Yasser Arafat has been captured, detained and or imprisoned by Israeli troops in this war torn portion of the middle east.
Ariel Sharon, Israeli President and a man with a mermaid�s name, had become fed up with continued interruptions of his Passover dinner and ordered the unprecedented arrest.
�We hadn�t even gotten through the matzah salad and there was a phone call. Then just after the cold matzah soup another call. When he managed to disturb the matzah roast, I lost it!� Sharon chronicled.
Unfortunately the man they have under close scrutiny does not appear to be Arafat at all.
�I was just walking around minding my own business and I was grabbed and pushed into this small windowless room, � complained Ringo Starr, 50% of the living 50% of the former rock�n roll group The Beatles.
�This isn�t the first time (dougzone: 1999 08 28) this has happened to me, you know,� Starr added, �I only was looking for Uri Geller.�
Apparently Starr is hoping to attract more people to his pathetic All Star Band tours by offering sideshow geeks who bend spoons with their minds. |
