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| Polish Her boots are polished shining black They glint streaming sun and reflect the fact that she is wearing no knickers. |
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| Daphne Winklethump - star of Doublegrub's masterpiece - 'Jugs, Jugs, Jugs'. |
| Ode To My Bladder The walk home was cold and the twelve pints of beer pushed mercilessly at my bladder Near the church wall I turned and looked No-one about - thank God Fly Unzipped and hanging out I urinated with pleasure almost sexual Two shakes - back in and a loud fart for good measure. |
| World War One As the guns go BOOM BOOM BOOM I go Poo Poo Poo In my pants. |
| Your Breasts Sometimes I sit and wonder why your breasts are as large as they are But my wondering soon ceases when I see the size of your dear mamma's. |
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| Bettina Doublegrub - long suffering wife of Cuthbert. |
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| A couple of Doublegrub's First World War chums. |
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| Esther Joylove - who inspired much of Doublegrub's work. |