| "hey girl, lemme holla atcha: AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! ...thank you." THINGS TO READ |
| FICTIONAL EXPLOITS BY IAN: |
| Total Lazer Your Attention Please Fortitude Catch Mission Freudian Pork Kinky Untitled Taboo Orphan Merry-Go-Round Beach |
| DISCLAIMER: Please ignore the typos and the voice in the back of your head that says "ian has psychological problems!" cause i DON'T! duh.... |
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| c'est ne un gavel |