| TOTAL Total pain: I have the biggest headache. I have a white hot 0 ohm railroad tie with 100 volts of power routed to it pounded haphazardly into my forehead breaking the cavity of my sinuses. The man who put it there is old, but not grey, tall and wide leaning on the shovel he used as a makeshift hammer. He wipes sweat from his face with his hand, his pudgy and disproportionate fingers pushing around the excess flesh in his cheeks, hiding his eyes. His forehead is a spot reserved for his handkerchief which he grants: white and dainty looking with "WJH" embroidered in the lower left hand corner looking absolutely ridiculous when juxtaposed by his frame. He is dressed in black and whit stripes, a hat with no brim to top off his giant bowling pin figure. Buster Keaton dressed as a security guard caught in some awful misunderstanding wanders in. He has a white hot railroad tie driven through his forehead. He runs around in circles with silent film speed bestowed upon him by a lazy camera man. He runs from the scene of the crime, telling his freinds a disporportionate story about disproportionate fingers and disproportionate truths, with his crazy mouth moving dragging a "yeah." behind it. |