Dookies in the Pros
Your guide to the ongoing careers of a bunch of lousy bitches

Chris Carawell (alias: C-Well)

The poster boy for crying bitches had another reason to cry as the NBA held its annual draft.  Chris was projected to go as high as #19 to the Charlotte Hornets, but as the night wore on, his draft stock fell as quickly as the ax to Pete Gaudet's neck.  Pick #41.  That is the second round.  That is no guaranteed money.  Someone please give Chris a Kleenex.

Chris Collins- Professional Basketball, Finland 1996-1997
                     Assistant Coach- Detroit, WNBA 1997-1998
                           

* Just to be clear, Chrissy worked for the WNBA... and he lost his job!  How do you lose your job in the women's NBA?  Well,  I guess their motto is "We Got Game" and Chris, undeniably, does not got game.

Greg Koubek-Professional Basketball-USBL, 1991

* DOOK managed to take a McDonald's All-American and send him to the USBL.  The USBL?!?!  Go Sun Dogs!

Roshown McLeod-Wrestling

* Arrested in Atlanta for pushing his girlfriend over the use of the TELEPHONE!  WOW Coach K, you not only produce great basketball players, but more importantly, great men.  Oh yeah, by the way, it was his PREGNANT girlfriend.

Mark Alarie

Because of Mark Alarie's lack of basketball skills, he decided to try other professional sports.  The DOOKBLOWS staff has located a video which we are fairly certain depicts the former DOOK basketball player.  As you can see from the video, his new endeavor actually turned out to be more successful than his NBA and pro basketball career!! CLICK HERE!!

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