Chat Name: Doofy Cutielips Why that name: Why… whats wrong wiv it? Captain Underpants thing. Got any nicknames (explain why); Shorty :o/ Got any piercings ; Yup… 2 in bottom of each ear .. 1 in top of right ear. Tattoos; Not yet .. fancy an ickle one somewhere discreet though. How much do you love your job; I adore it.. luff it to bits… well I'm sure I would if I had one. Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; Chattin and causing havoc in the 40's rooms wiv me mate Oprah.
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Number; 6 Movie; Got 2…. You've Got Mail and The Matrix Quote from a movie; "Hunni, I'm gonna treat you so good… you aint never gonna let me go" (Pretty Woman) Place to be kissed; Oh.. anywhere… I'm not fussy… bedroom, kitchen, bathroom Foods; Spag Bol and Chinese BBQ Spare Ribs. Drink; Yes please.. thirsty work this. Anything will do. Day of the week; Friday Song; Everybody Hurts … REM Band/singer; George Michael TV show; Trigger Happy TV.. Graham Norton… Ali G… well.. I cant just pick one. Sport to watch; Football Footie team; Man Utd Fast food restaurant; KFC Snack; Wagon Wheels Smell; On people = That just showered smell and freshly washed and ironed clothes… but apart from that.. I'm a bit weird (no really) when it comes to smells… Like marker pens… creosote… exhaust fumes (never in a hurry to cross the road.. could stand there all day).. nail varnish remover… turps.. I could go on and on… but I aint gotta problem… honest ;o) Where would you most like to live; Leave the brite lights of Ipswich?? not in a million What do you wear in bed; Wincyette nightie n fishermans socks. What's on your mouse pad; Me mouse… doh!!! Best feeling in the world; To be madly in love and to be loved back the same. Worst feeling in the world; Losing someone you love. What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; Oh shit.. is that the time. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; George Michael's Tailor … No probs getting to that inside leg. :oÞ Are you a good friend; I hope so.. I think so. Least favourite thing; Bad manners… LIES… farts (sorry… but I do.. gross gross gross) Who was the last person you got email from; Dan (ces) .. and still laffin about it. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Any electrical store.. love gadgets. What do you do most often when bored; I AINT TELLIN U THAT .. So I'll just say… play on me pooter. What words or phrases do you overuse; Bollox….. sooooooo and lol Most annoying thing is; Other peoples laziness… its ok for me to be lazy… but not anyone else. Best thing is; My Daughter and My Massey Ferguson tractor.. complete wiv Cd player… alloys…. Boot spoiler… fake leopard skin seat covers (clean of flunky marks ;o) and fluffy dice… what a pose. Bedtime; Whenever Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) Doggy style.. he sits up n begs.. I roll over n play dead. If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; George Michael.. show him what he's missin.. :oÞ
Chat Name: Oprah Gigglebuns Why that name: Cos its different Got any nicknames (explain why); lol..I used to get called kicker: reason was ..nahhh I aint telling :O Got any piercings ; Yep! Tattoos; Yep! How much do you love your job; What job...being a mum ..great!! Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; Sitting in front of my compy screen with doofy chatting and causing havoc.
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Number; 365
Movie; Aint really got one..but I liked Austin Powers Quote from a movie; "ohhh baby" (Note from Doof:: What movie's that from then.. one of ya home movies?) ;o) Place to be kissed; My neck ..amongst other places Foods; Anything..lol ;) Drink; lol..again anything ...ohh but not whiskey.YUK!! Day of the week; Friday Song; Well I got lots..at the mo I like Trouble Band/singer; Dont need to ask Doof this one ;) me I like Craig David TV show; Soz..its got to be Eastenders! Sport to watch; None
Footie team; I aint got time to support a footie team ..I got me and mine to support Fast food restaurant; B.K ....had used to be Mac's 'til I was told different..lol you know who you are ;) Snack; Well it aint Wagon Wheels... I'm a bit partcial to the odd packet of bombay mix Smell; Chanel
Where would you most like to live; Anywhere warmer than here What do you wear in bed; Nothing but a smile given the right company ;) What's on your mouse pad; A calculator Best feeling in the world; You really want me to answer that :) Worst feeling in the world; Not getting any !!! What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; Wheres me fags and coffee If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; To be a proffesional chatter..lol Are you a good friend; Most of the time Least favourite thing; Feeling horrible Who was the last person you got email from; Doof
Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Threashers ..lol (Doof:: Ya Pisshead) What do you do most often when bored; Turn on the compy What words or phrases do you overuse; OK Most annoying thing is; When I get my fone cut off :( Best thing is; When it gets put back on :) Bedtime; Whenever I get there ...;) Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) lol what are you trying to say Doof??? If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; Paul Newman...Cos I think hes one of the worlds nicest blokes
Chat Name: Dances On Tables (m) Why that name: errrm.. cos I dance on tables ?? No, really... Got any nicknames (explain why); I have many nicknames, but I guess my personal favourite is Yafullah (short for Yafullah Sheiite). Don't know why they gave me that....
Got any piercings ; Yeh.. I got one either side of my neck.. in fact it's only one piercing really cos it goes alway through... and I have this big bolt... Tattoos; I've never seen the attraction in groups of grown men pushing wheely guns about and doing assault courses round Wembley Arena How much do you love your job; Hey I get paid to chat.. can't be that bad eh? Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; In the corner of some small room, dressed in a striking white sleeveless number, rocking back and forth, repeating over and over again "No, no.. honestly.. it wasn't just a line..."
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Number; 1... and multiples thereof Movie; Debbie Does Dallas Quote from a movie; "Move it or lose it at the elbow" Place to be kissed; Pattaya Beach, Thailand Foods; Fried banana and ice cream.. together.. Drink; Fosters Ice, Roija and Vodka together in a bucket Day of the week; Saturday Song; Bleed To Love Her - Lindsey Buckingham Band/singer; Fleetwood Mac/Lindsey Buckingham TV show; Simpsons Sport to watch; Boxing Footie team; Liverpool (used to be Barnsley - but it was all one way stuff - they never came to see me when I was bad.. Fast food restaurant; BK Snack; Nuts
Smell; Chips at the seaside
Where would you most like to live; Shania Twains bedroom What do you wear in bed; Bart Simpson jammies, thermal socks and a snorkel.
What's on your mouse pad; My mouse doesn't have a pad.. he lives in a cage at my pad Best feeling in the world; That time between sleep and consciousness when the beautiful dream you just had crosses over momentarily into reality... Worst feeling in the world; Realising that it was just a dream and you don't really live in Shania Twains bedroom What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; Please god let this be a non-work today If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; Stamp licker Are you a good friend; I try to be Least favourite thing; Loneliness Who was the last person you got email from; Catherine Zeta Jones Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Toys R Us What do you do most often when bored; Write music What words or phrases do you overuse; "Sorry officer" and "No, no, no, Catherine Zeta.. leave me alone!" Most annoying thing is; Incompetence Best thing is; Love
Bedtime; When even the match sticks ain't working no more Fave position; Managing Director If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; Well I'm not sure I'd want to meet any dead people cos the conversation would be a little one-sided.. so.. Lindsey Buckingham cos the man is a musical genius. Failing that.. the guy who was responsible for the 'browness' settings on my toaster.. cos he obviously has one hell of a sense of humour
Chat Name:The B@irn Why that name:..Cause I'm only ten.
Got any nicknames (explain why);
Got any piercings ;Nope..Does the Ox bone through my nose count?.. Tattoos;Yep 2,..One on my arm (Says on packet it only last's 3 washes) and a street map of Ipswich on my back.... How much do you love your job;..Sooooo Much....especially on Payday!!! Where do you see yourself in 10 years time;..DOH!!....Told ya,I've given up the Clairvoyant thingy.
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Number;8
Movie; Got 2...'CON-AIR'...'THE LAST BOYSCOUT' Quote from a movie;'Tell them I'm coming....AND HELLS COMING WITH ME' Kurt Russell in 'TOMBSTONE' Place to be kissed; Anywhere...as long as ya stump up the cash... Foods;Indian,Chinese...ya know all typical traditional British fare.... Drink;M.G.D.,Voddy & Irn-Bru. Day of the week;Saturday. Song; "Sometimes" JAMES Band/singer;...Got loads and can't really choose...but THE CLASH would be right up there.... TV show;..Chewin the Fat...Gimme,Gimme,Gimme....and "The Lap and Pole Dancin Show" on Granada Men & Motors,every Tuesday night at 12:00a.m... Sport to watch;Footie. Footie team;FALKIRK FOOTBALL CLUB...(THE BAIRNS) Fast food restaurant;..The Ritz.....or KFC Snack;..Buffet meal for four from my local Tandoori.... Smell;A woman wiv a little perfume on...mmmmmmm.......BBQ's in the summer and bacon frying on a Sunday morning.....
Where would you most like to live; Anywhere in Suffolk.
What do you wear in bed;..The bedsprings out!!!! What's on your mouse pad;...His ickle toes.. Best feeling in the world;..When ya get to the 'TICKLY' bit.... Worst feeling in the world; Losing a loved one or friend. What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning;.SHIT ....This ain't my house.!!!! If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be;..In the laundrette where Kylie get's her knickers washed............... Are you a good friend;..I would like to think so. Least favourite thing; Not staying in Suffolk Who was the last person you got email from;...Meg Ryan.
Which single store would you choose to max your credit card;.,"THE THAI MASSAGE PARLOUR".....Torviscas Alto,Playa Las Americas,Tennerife....... Tel No..01-344-4573-6969...................... What do you do most often when bored;..Stick extremely sharp pointed objects into various parts of my body......... What words or phrases do you overuse;F***,F*** and F***. Most annoying thing is;People being two faced,havin to wait in the queue for McDonalds when it's supposed to be fast food. Best thing is;...Being told by my Daughter that she luffs me.(mind you she only says that when she is wanting summitt....lol) Bedtime;..OK..C'mon then...... Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her);...At the front of the queue for the bar.................
If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; ALIVE: I can't tell ya but she knows who she is.....DEAD: John Lennon...the man was a genius....
Favourites….
Number; 13
Movie; Bugsy Malone Quote from a movie; Never had a quote from a movie, 1 or 2 builders and plumers tho. Place to be kissed; earth
Foods; Fruit salads, Black jacks Drink; Southern comfort Day of the week; Saturday Song; Dr. Funky (yes it does exist!!) Band/singer; The artist formally known as the artist formally known as prince but now known as prince again. TV show; Brookside Sport to watch; Football or Wales playing rugby (only Wales tho.) Footie team; Bangor City Fast food restaurant; lol K.F.C. Snack; Peanuts Smell; Outside work on a friday
Where would you most like to live;Anglesey again What do you wear in bed; a smile What's on your mouse pad; Welsh dragon flag and 3 feathers Best feeling in the world; satisfaction Worst feeling in the world; Dissatisfaction What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; Who set the alarm, Bastards! If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be;Music jounalist Are you a good friend; Like to think so Least favourite thing; Boybands
Who was the last person you got email from; Doof Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Any music store What do you do most often when bored; sulk What words or phrases do you overuse; Hello (its overrated) Most annoying thing is; my memory Best thing is; My memory (lol) Bedtime; is it ? Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) centre forward (or right wing if its a 4-3-3 formation)
If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; Prince (what a genius) , Or myself, (maybe i might be able to understand me)
Chat Name: Diggler
Why that name:First name I thought of when I first logged onto the net!!!
Got any nicknames (explain why);Winny part of me surname!!! Got any piercings ;2 in left ear but I dont wear em anymore! Tattoos; Nope! How much do you love your job; About this much \ / Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; ermm in a pub!!!
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Number; probably 7 Movie; The Matrix Quote from a movie; Can't think of any off the top of me head! Place to be kissed; Hmmmm anywhere!!! ;) mainly lips tho!
Foods; Pizza, Sunday Dinner! hmmmm Drink; Cola and lager!!! not mixed tho!! Day of the week; Saturday! Song; made of stone Band/singer; The Stone Roses, the Manics, Coldplay, Toploader TV show; The Simpsons! Sport to watch; Footie! Footie team; Sunderland Fast food restaurant; McDonalds
Snack; Bacon Double Cheeseburger!!! Smell; Creosote!! , Freshly Baked Bread!! hmmmmmmm
Where would you most like to live; In a mansion anywhere!! What do you wear in bed; Nowt! What's on your mouse pad; Me Mouse!!! its just a black mousepad! Best feeling in the world; Watchin Sunderland beating Newcastle! Worst feeling in the world; Getting beat by Newcastle!! What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; Brekkie!!! If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; Gettin paid to sleep!! lol Are you a good friend; I would like to think so!! Least favourite thing; 6 till 2 shifts!! Gettin hit on the head with a hammer! Who was the last person you got email from; Hotnsticky! Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Dont like credit cards! What do you do most often when bored; ermmm wouldnt you like to know! Eat mainly!! and drink!! What words or phrases do you overuse; errmm yeah that!! and lol! lol Most annoying thing is; Seatbelt material!! try runnin your nails across it1 yukk!! woman who take their kids to supermarkets to smack them!! Best thing is; Sleep! Food, drink!
Bedtime; What ???? bedtime what???? lol Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) Curled up on the sofa!! Ohhhh you mean thaaaat??? erm doggy!! If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; Samuel L Jackson! the coolest man alive!!
Chat Name: Danchutney
Why that name: Coz it just is... long boring story... Got any nicknames (explain why); Nope, just Dan Got any piercings ; No, can't stand other ppl's pain, much less my own Tattoos; See above... eeek How much do you love your job; Sitting indoors watching films... tops :) Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; Sitting inside watching films... probably the same ones
Favourites….
Number; 21 Movie; Swingers
Quote from a movie; Go get your shoeshine box Place to be kissed; Lips
Foods; nibbles... niBBles Drink; Fiddich on the rocks Day of the week; Friday Song; that's life - Sinatra Band/singer; blur TV show; Spaced
Sport to watch footie, West Ham, West Ham winning. I don't watch sport much Footie team; Guess Fast food restaurant; BK or KFC Snack; midnight toast Smell; the sea
Where would you most like to live; somewhere that never sleeps What do you wear in bed; commando
What's on your mouse pad; a mouse Best feeling in the world; being in love Worst feeling in the world; not being in love What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; too tired If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; Screenwriter Are you a good friend; I'd hope so... Least favourite thing; people who hurts those I love Who was the last person you got email from; Oprah
Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Virgin in Oxford St ;) What do you do most often when bored; fill in these forms lol What words or phrases do you overuse; groovy, freaky, dude, mate... anything like that Most annoying thing is; me
Best thing is; sharing anything with one person Bedtime; anytime I'm tired or otherwise lol Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) double bass... ask your mum ;) If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; Peter Cook to thank him for all his work
