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Chat Name: lèåh-ÅKÂ-gløbãl-lêåh
Why that name: leah cos i had probs with some arsehole ages back and needed to find a name right sharp, saw star wars film, and that was the first thing popped in my head, instead of liah, and global cos ex said i don't just talk for england, i talk for the globe.
Got any nicknames (explain why); Ångèl*F®ðm*HëÎÏ»» when i'm in a kick arse mood.
Got any piercings ; just 2 earrings on each ear
Tattoos; humming bird on shoulder blade
How much do you love your job; the job i was in, i love it that much i was there for 10 years, and if i didn't have to leave because of pregnancy, i would still be there.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; hopefully moved down a little further south than where i am now, and have a decent life and job.

Favourites….
Number; 13
Movie; universal soldiers
Quote from a movie; don't have one
Place to be kissed; neck
Foods; chinese
Drink; asti martini
Day of the week; friday
Song; this used to be my playground - madonna
Band/singer; backstreet boys
TV show; friends
Sport to watch; hates sports
Footie team; as above
Fast food restaurant; McDonalds
Snack; pringles
Smell; erm.... nothing kinky, but a guy's natural smell without the body odour..

Where would you most like to live; anywhere but where i am
What do you wear in bed; sleep starkers
What's on your mouse pad; coffee stains
Best feeling in the world; when i gave birth to my 2 boys
Worst feeling in the world; when i found out my dad died in 83, and never knew until 2 years later
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; oh shit, is that the time?
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; computer related.
Are you a good friend; i would like to think i am
Least favourite thing; indian food, hate that stuff
Who was the last person you got email from; erm.... doofy cutielips

Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; gawd.. erm... i love clothes that's just the original and nobody else has it, so that has got to be the store i would pick.
What do you do most often when bored; read
What words or phrases do you overuse; whatever
Most annoying thing is; when people don't clear the own shite after they finish using the tables in McDonalds
Best thing is; when your kids cuddles you for nowt
Bedtime; erm... pass
Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) from behind
If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; jean-claude van damme, cos i think he's gorgeous

Chat Name: sjblue
Why that name: Didn't I tell ya?
Got any nicknames (explain why); nope
Got any piercings ; yup (ears only ....)
Tattoos; nope
How much do you love your job; <--------- this much ---------->
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; alive? happy? in diapers?

Favourites….
Number; 2
Movie; Cousins.. for the romance, Lost Boys.. for the campiness, and many more...
Quote from a movie; dunno...
Place to be kissed; the mouth.. to start.. but the neck.. ooooo.. the neck!
Foods; popcorn!
Drink; water (again.. no snickering...)
Day of the week; Wednesday
Song; Too many.. can't pick just one!
Band/singer; Harry Connick Jr... (that voice!)
TV show; Ed, Once and Again, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Roswell, La Femme Nikita (sob!)
Sport to watch; American Football
Footie team; New England Revolution (and don't say "who?")
Fast food restaurant; Wendys
Snack; popcorn! or Terra Chips
Smell; hazelnut vanilla coffee.. the smell of a match that has just been lit...

Where would you most like to live; Near my family
What do you wear in bed; t-shirt
What's on your mouse pad; its blue...
Best feeling in the world; laughing at stupid jokes
Worst feeling in the world; learning that you've been lied to
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; are they up yet?
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; something outdoors, working with kids
Are you a good friend; hope so
Least favourite thing; worms
Who was the last person you got email from; Betty Boops
Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Pottery Barn?
What do you do most often when bored; chat.. lol
What words or phrases do you overuse; trust me..., hmmmmmm....
Most annoying thing is; when it doesn't quite fit...
Best thing is; snowball fight
Bedtime; between 10pm and 11pm (do I hear snickering again?)
Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) *blushes*
If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; my Dad, cause I miss him

Chat Name: ®kay®
Why that name: cos my real name is ethel, but i never seemed to pull when i used that name.
Got any nicknames (explain why); many - the most preferred one being gobshite -
Got any piercings ; i've got a piercing scream if thats any good
Tattoos; 3 of them - 1 on arm - 1 on ankle and 1 on hip.
How much do you love your job; love and job are 2 words that do not go together for me.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; sunning myself on my own private island after shagging my 80 year old lottery winner husband to death.

Favourites….
Number; 21
Movie; just one? my favourite movie of all time is Stella. (awwww.. thats one of mine &Juniors faves too.. right ol weepy... Doof)
Quote from a movie; "you want the truth?" "You cant handle the truth" jack nicholson in a few good men - he's lussshhhh
Place to be kissed; on the shag pile
Foods; you are what you eat - so anything fast, easy and cheap for me.
Drink; voddie altho i'm dying to try this lamibu - they dont sell it at my offy tho.
Day of the week; saturday - lay in
Song; if i could turn back time - cher
Band/singer; cher and bon jovi
TV show; absolutely fabulous - patsy is my mentor.
Sport to watch; dont
Footie team; none
Fast food restaurant; burger king
Snack; cheese and onion nutsters
Smell; men

Where would you most like to live; anywhere warmer than fecking england
What do you wear in bed; nothing if i've got someone to keep me warm
What's on your mouse pad; its a cat shape one with a cat on it obviously
Best feeling in the world: orgasms
Worst feeling in the world; not reaching one
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; yuk i knew i'd end up in the wet patch
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; official tester for ann summers
Are you a good friend; course i am
Least favourite thing; paying bills
Who was the last person you got email from; doof
Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; toss up between ann summers and the offy
What do you do most often when bored; sleep
What words or phrases do you overuse; you tell me
Most annoying thing is; coronation street getting moved cos of the footie
Best thing is; my kids
Bedtime; already? fecking hell, has it took me that long to fill this in?
Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) i'll let you know when i've been thru the whole of the karma sutra - still a couple i havent tried.
If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; an 80 year old lottery winner

Chat Name: KniteHawk
Why that name: Why Not... been using it since early 80's on bulletin boards
Got any nicknames (explain why): UNKLE-D... thats what you get for clubbing/partying with neices, nephews and their friends... the name has kinda stuck.
Got any piercings: Nope... too chicken
Tattoos: Not YET... watch this space
How much do you love your job: I'm a dad... full time job... and its MINE !
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time: Older, but probably not wiser

Favourites….
Number: 69... dude
Movie: Pulp Fiction
Quote from a movie: The difference between me and you is I made this look good (men in black)
Place to be kissed: Try it and find out (i should be so lucky)
Foods: Indian + Chinese
Drink: Coffee
Day of the week: payday
Song: metallica - nothing else matters
Band/singer: like too many to choose
TV show: The Simpsons
Sport to watch: womens beach vollyball
Footie team: Accrington Stanley (who)... only joking
Fast food restaurant: is that food ?
Snack: bowl of frosties
Smell: fresh coffee percolating

Where would you most like to live: in a world where no-one cries
What do you wear in bed: not a lot
What's on your mouse pad: a mouse, a few coffee stains, and a bit of tobacco
Best feeling in the world: that moment when............
Worst feeling in the world: helplessness when the nipper's hurt
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning: ***, then coffee
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be: pubic hairdresser
Are you a good friend: yes
Least favourite thing: stupid people who are somehow convinced they are right
Who was the last person you got email from: spam (so whats new)
Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: any major record store
What do you do most often when bored: log on
What words or phrases do you overuse: anyone making coffee ?
Most annoying thing is: questionaires
Best thing is: my baby's smile
Bedtime: whenever you're ready
Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) on my back... you can do the work
If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why: GOD... I owe him a smack in the mouth.

Chat Name: Island
Why that name: individual and isolated
Got any nicknames (explain why); no, nobody even given me a nickname.
Got any piercings ; yup, ear.
Tattoos; not yet, gonna get an Lincoln Imp soon
How much do you love your job; Dunno, only been in it 4 days
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; Worm food... if the beer and fags don't kill me then I'm sure VD or an RTA will.

Favourites….
Number; 69, obviously!
Movie; Hamlet
Quote from a movie; There can be only one...
Place to be kissed; Lips or Paris depending on how you interpret the question..
Foods; Lasagne, ice cream
Drink; Red wine
Day of the week; Saturday
Song; Who Wants To Live Forever
Band/singer; Queen
TV show; Don't watch TV.
Sport to watch; Footy
Footie team; Lincoln City... don't say it, just don't.
Fast food restaurant; BK
Snack; Pasties
Smell; Creosote, or soil as it starts to rain

Where would you most like to live; Paris
What do you wear in bed; Shorts
What's on your mouse pad; Ain't got one.
Best feeling in the world; Sex, obviously.
Worst feeling in the world; Not being able to help when someone is hurt
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; Why am I alone? or wey-hey, I'm not alone!
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be; Porn actor
Are you a good friend; Used to be, not sure anymore.
Least favourite thing; Hospital dramas
Who was the last person you got email from; Oprah forwarding some stupid hoax email about how the flight number of one of the hijacked planes looks like a meaningful message when converted to the WingDings font!
Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Ann Summers if I could find someone prepared to wear/use it for me!
What do you do most often when bored; Surf the net for porn
What words or phrases do you overuse; I'm sorry.
Most annoying thing is; Lincoln always conceding goals in the last few minutes of a match
Best thing is; Sex, why do you keep asking?????? Love comes a close 2nd though.
Bedtime; I wish
Fave position; (Oprah!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse her) Left wing.
If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; Dr Alfred Kinsey - the guy who in the 50s got paid to research sex!

Chat Name: Lottee
Why that name:It's a sort of cute version of my name which people were calling me and no my name isn't Lorraine so there! *pokes tongue out at reader*
Got any nicknames (explain why); Yer used to be called chookies but not saying why lol.
Got any piercings ; Got just me ears done, did have the top of one ear done but it didn't heal and can't say I like other piercings much.
Tattoos; Noooooooooo, too much like pain. Don't mind men having an odd one but hate anyone that is plastered in them.
How much do you love your job; I loved my last job and hopefully once I get sorted I will be embarking on a totally different career, which should be better.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time; A lot happier in my life and achieving a lot more of the things I want to do. Would like to meet someone that gives me a big cheesy grin on me face lol.

Favourites….

Number; 11
Movie; Blade Runner the uncut version.
Quote from a movie; Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you are gonna get? Or my version, life is like a box of men, when you want a hard one you always get one that is soft lol.
Place to be kissed; Oh me neck, not saying anymore about that!
Foods; Cheese and tomato pizza with loads of topping.
Drink; Whisky, jeesh surely you didn't need to ask that one!
Day of the week; Friday
Song; You outta know.
Band/singer; Alannis Morrisette.
TV show; Fear Factor
Sport to watch; Any porn really, pmsl.
Footie team; Glasgow Celtic oooh yer.
Fast food restaurant; Like a chippy but not into Macdonalds or Burger King much.
Snack; Crisps
Smell; A nice aftershave on a drop dead gorgeous, well dressed man.

Where would you most like to live; Italy
What do you wear in bed; Pjamas you can ask Snuggz who is an expert on mine and no I haven't before you ask!
What's on your mouse pad; It's plain blue on one side and plain red on the other.
Best feeling in the world; Seeing the man I am lusting after at the mo smiling at me. Awwwwwwwwwwww.
Worst feeling in the world; Missing my dad.
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning; The man I am after.
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be : Criminal Physcologist.
Are you a good friend; Very.
Least favourite thing;People who are vain or look down on others.
Who was the last person you got email from; Some flooze called DoofyCutelips, I have had to block her cos she keeps cybering me! (awww ya bladdy fibba.. I dont even know what cyber is.. thats why ya keep pesterin me for fone sex ;o) Doof )
Which single store would you choose to max your credit card; Not really a store but could do loads of damage on the Cable programme Bid-up Tv.
What do you do most often when bored; Smoke.
What words or phrases do you overuse; Parp and snog banking.
Most annoying thing is; When people take advantage of me not being a hard nut.
Best thing is; When something you really wanted either happens or is starting to come together.
If you could meet a person, dead or alive, who would it be and why; At the moment it would be my Dad cos I miss him so much and he is no longer living.