RUFUS
WHO?

ANDREW
WHO?

GUESTBOOK

I, Rufus, was a bit bored one day and decided to make a website. Being a selfish, arrogant and self-centred being, I decided that it was going to be about me. I wrote about what I was doing and what I was interested in. Because I thought that I have a interesting life.

So I made the site and then I realised that I wasn't very interesting. People in fact, don't really care what I think or what I'm doing!!!! Can you believe that???

Which was a bit dissapointing...

I spent a few days in bed crying when I realised that people didn't actually watch me 24/7 because I was fasinating! Lo, and behold, people didn't even what me 1/7! It was more to the point of a few minutes a day / around 3 days a week.

Heart broken.

So, I enlisted a friend of mine, Andrew, who is very interesting and he's in fact says people watch him, so whether or not its true, i've given him almost 80% of my website to him. We will see by the�counter whether people do actually watch him or he's just paranoid.

So here it is.

Love you all, cheers...

Rufus, Esq.

MEET

RUFUS
WHO?

ANDREW
WHO?

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Front page pic of Mark Morriss taken from www.bluetones.org.