ANDREW'S HEAD

His head is going through a bit of a renovation at the moment.

He's throwing out the flowerly wallpaper, pink cushions, pastel coloured impliments, and folk art to the rubbish tip, dowsing it with petrol and then setting it alight.

He delights in watching it burn into flakly black stuff or blobs of hard unidentified burnt stuff!

With a bit of help from a few people, he hopes to install a fully deckedout bar, chrome and trendy toned furniture, laptop, tie rack and very comfortable couch to entertain the ladies on.� (not to mention the Vespa parked to the side)

You can see hows he's going in the diaries.

And you can see where he's been in the 'story of his life' section.