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i F Y o u W e R e H a V i N G a N a N i M a T e D o R G Y , W H o W o u L D Y o u i N V i T e ?
Okay, so you've come to this page just out of curiosity, right? Bullshit. You've come to this page because you know that you have your own secret list of animated broads who at some stage in your life you have pondered what it would be like to pork. It may not be pretty, but it's the truth. Some people are even willing to give up their flesh and blood status to perhaps have a shot at entering the cartoon world and beginning an animated orgy. There's no point denying it any longer.
Remember in Wayne's World when Garth asked Wayne if he ever got turned on when Bugs Bunny dressed as a lady bunny? Well a lot of people in the crowd laughed because they identified with that scene (not me, I aint even that sick, I mean rabbit transvestitism? There's some places where even I draw the line you sick, perverted bastards). But that's the shit I'm talking about, things we know we know, but which no-one else will admit to.
Well, I'm sorry folks. Cartoons will forever be cartoons, flesh and blood will forever be flesh and blood, and never the twain shall meet. Unless, of course, the U.S. government's top scientists are working on some top secret transmogrification device on Bill Clinton's orders. I mean, you just know Slick Willy's got a hankering for some painted pussy. But until Slick Willy's Patented 3D > 2D Transmogrification Device (TM) is released to the public, I present to you -
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| So there you have it folks. If cartoons were real, that's who I'd be inviting to my orgy. If you've got your own list of animated babes who you have pondered porking, send it in, and I'll post it up here. Just remember one thing - people are ravaged by time, then they die. But cartoons live forever. |
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