Punk of the Week:
Lady Marmalade Music Video... and Song

Beth: Okeyday, as many of you know I am a real ticked off mofo if I see some whore try to pass off shit as "music". Well it seems Satan's minions are hard at work again, making some useless mockery of music.

Take the song/video for the upcoming film Moulon Rouge, the remake of the classic Lady Marmalade. There are 4 worthless slut buckets in the video being, Christina Agularia(SHE LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE FROM TWISTED SISTER!!!!!!!!)Mya, Lil Kim (no suprise here), and Pink (frankly the girl ain't got no boobies so she should stop grabbin' herself in the video).

WHY THIS IS CRAP ALA CAN:

  1. First, WHY DO THEY KEEP GRABBING THEMSELVES in there "special" place?! ITs like a faux masturbastion scene! No one wants to see them jack off,and I thought they were prostitutes, so why do they need to jack off?
  2. Strong women MY ASS! In the making of the video (source:dwarfy) Christina Agularia (AKA DUDE FROM TWISTED SISTER) said : "It's all about strong women." *blank stare*........Huh?? Um, Christina your kinda supposed to be a whore or "prostitue" in a brothel (NO LIE THATS WERE IT TAKES PLACE!) you...um kinda depend on men for your money. Hun, thats not strong, any little girl can spread thier legs, takes a woman to make a living with some kinda pride.
  3. The make-up and clothes:
    Christina Agullara=DUDE FROM TWISTED SISTER AS A DRAG QUEEN!!!! *Sings* were not gonna take it....
    Lil Kim:um the girl is just a whore by reputation so need i say more.
    Pink:who left the trailor park gate open?
    Mya: I though little, I do give the girl some respect for wearing the most in the video, but if you lay (this case sing) with dogs you'll get fleas, sistah.
  4. Stop trying to stand up for women every where Christina becuase not all girls are whores in a brothel that jack off.(AND LOOK LIKE THE DUDE FROM TWISTED SISTER!).
  5. Whores Suck. Need I say more?

peace, beth


Dot's Two Cents...

Um... what can I say about this? It's sad to me when I watched this. My first feeling was just being appauled that they went so far with this. Then I just felt sympathy for all the little 10 year old girls who plan to go to school wearning panties and a corset, thinking it looks cool. People complain about girls getting pregnant too young and dressing too racy. Well look around you. You have a sexual revolution going on right before your very own eyes. Girls aren't supposed to be modest anymore. No rather we're expected to dress sexy and wear a thong to school so the boys can stare at our butts when we walk in the halls then talk about us behind our backs about how they want to "do her" or "rape her". I'm not going to apologize for my ideals because I am a big believer in attracting people through my ability to use my brain and my personality, not my body. One thing Bef and I noticed when we went to Floyd's was that we were the only girls who were completely dressed. Yes we are losers! But danged proud of it! LOSER PRIDE BABY! *big grin*

By the way... how the heck did Christina get in the "Top 100 Irish in America"? I thought she was part Portugues? Or maybe she's just like every other American, a bucket of mixed chicken.


And now... a word from Jeff, part of the Freedom Fighters

I read your rant about the Lady Prostitute video, and I agree. I have a rant of my own about MTV. It would be easy to whine about how they should change the name to How-many-white-people-can-we-get-to-make-asses-out-of-themselves-by-copying-a-black-culture-that-they-are-essentially-not-a-part-of-TV (but I think that title would be too long). It would also be therapeutic to scream about the fact that nobody wants to see Celebrity Stickdeath or the really lame college melodrama with everybody in their GAP underwear, so how about playing a few videos once in a while. And not all the ones with the same beat and music with only a different group of guys or girls rhyming "my heart" with "apart." Something with SOME content. But I'm not going to scream about those things because they are too obvious. What I would like to see come to a halt is the excessive "Stroke-sessions" in which every MTV special proclaims itself as the king of all culture, the supreme ruler of youth, and leaders of the free world. "We started comedy.......", "we started alternative music.......", "we started cool awards shows......", "we started Christianity and capitalism........" In 1984, MTV was good for culture because it gave people a glimpse of what their favorite artists looked like and yet another medium through which music could be heard. Since then, it has almost single-handedly been responsible for every lame and tiresome fad and catchphrase that this creativity-starved country has known. So lets cut the self-masturbatory sessions, MTV--become trailblazing again, or just change your moniker to BET.




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