Dot and Beth's
Stone...er...StonED Temple Pilots
STP Punk-o-Week Disclaimer
Dear Dot and Bef,
After reading your punk of the week, entitled "Give Scott Your Pot", I have now lost all hoer (Hey shes the one that cant spell) that there is any caring, compastionate (ew ew someone used there word thesuras!!! She get 2 snaps) people out there on the net. (uh huh she know da slang) I am so whoreified (hehehe shes stupid) with what I have read and I am just wondering what grade you two must be in to write such a juevenile article!!!(oh...dear god,,,,that was harsh...NOT! And for your FyI I'm 56 years old and Dot is nearing 78, I'm da baby, got a love me)
She goes on to say:
Who are yours parentals? (uh exsqueeze me, subject word agreement.......cha?!) I would really like to know this becuase I would love to give them a call so they can know how hellacious (OH MY GOD biggfrigginwordydurd!!) you two are (FYI I live in a van down by the river, and I think dot lives with her husband in the California Chicken Grill, formerly chokey chicken) the most unintellegent teens i have ever ran into (hey I'm going through menapose!!!IS IT HOT IN HERE?) And I am furthermore shocked that you two are allowed to say such things, and have a forum in which to express them. I will be sending all my friends emails, saying to avoid your site, and that they inturn will tell there online friends. Thank you for listening. (dude. thats great. What was that, memeber i gots ADD)
Thanks again,
Susie Moooney
(I think Susie Moooney needs a doobie)
Well there you go thats the bullshnitz Nazi arian society crap we gets all de time. So let this be a fair warning, if you get the smart idea Susie did, we are going to use you as the next Ass Sphincter of The Month. thanks and spanks,
Bef and Dot
(Hey I wrote this, I go first!!!)
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