Dot and Beth's

Stone...er...StonED Temple Pilots

Dot: Stone Temple Pilots.... better when they were the Stoned Temple Pilots. Will somebody please give Scott some drugs? Pot, crack, acid, heroin, I DON'T CARE! So this week/month/year, we're doing something differant, something we normally stand against... but for the sake of STP fans everywhere:

Yes, why smoke that doobie that you paid lots of money for, when a celebrety like Scott Weyland can smoke it for you? Give him your needles, your bongs, everything you have! Heck, we'll hire a hitman to kidnap his wife! The guy needs to be depressed! His music was good! It WAS really good! Now it sucks! So donate your drugs to him! Why? Because he needs them more than you!


Beth: Scott wielands wife is a big old bitch yes shes a bitch bitch bitch, biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

Give me my good music back give me my good music back you bitch!!I want my good music back, and dont forget......to get Scott some Her-oine.

yes children, yes you,....scott wieland needs our help!!!!!!!!! and how do you spell help?

-- P -- O -- T --

Okay, now children, do you have some spare weed laying around? Do you have some Vodka, Yeger, Whiskey, 80-proof, well if you care about your musics, and you love with a gracious heart, StoneD.Temple.Pilots, then donate donate donate or you will be forced to listen to more crap, with names like Days Of the Week, and whatever else they want to release on the WHORE-ible album shangraladidida poo poo gay da de da da shitaa. Yes the fate of good music is in your hands. Yes in yo hand childrens. We all know that STP was once a great band, and they sounded great, and they were Grrrrrrrrreat. But now it seems, well they suck. alot. Like a friggin vacum, and vacums suck...alot...like Christina AgulMALARIA on a saturday night.






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