Famous Heterosexuals!

Since the "gay" industry always brags about their famous gay people, we figured why not brag about our famous "straight" actors/entertainers?

Jude Law:
Now this is a cool guy. He's happily married and has two kids.
Boy he was great in A.I. and well... every other movie he's in...
Why? Because he's HOT!













Bill "Straight Shooter" Clinton
Now this guy is as straight as they come! He really LOVES his women!
He's married too and has a child...oh yeah, and lots of sluts.










Britney Spears:
Yeah she's straight too... but don't let her seemingly slutty looks decieve you!
Deep down inside she's a good girl and a virgin! YEAH RIGHT!








Justin Timberbrain:
This is Britney's "boyfriend". Beth and I are doing a background check on him.
We suspect he's gay.







Nuff said.