The Gwen Stefani doll!

Yes, Gwen as she appeared in Moby's Southside music video. Extentions work miracles!

Barbie's bastard child doll.

Dateless Wonder Ken Doll.

Looks like Ken is taking his imaginary girlfriend on a date again. Oh I wonder if he'll kiss her?! OH MY GOSH! They make a cute couple!

Invisible date not included.

Peeing Cat Fun Barbie

Now this one takes the cake! You can feed the cat water, then squeeze it over it's box of rainbow kitty litter and it pees! Oops! I think Barbie forgot to let the cat take a wiz! Teeheehee.

Beth Rants on: Britney Spears

1.The first thing that is probably going through the pea-pod brains of you hybrid hip-hoppers/disco divas/rednecks with too much spare time/and those darling blood-sucking leaches that are called "cheerleaders" is that I'm "jealous", I say to you PLEASE for the love of God go back to the 3rd grade were your brain/maturity still is. By the way I can have all that she's got with my best friends life insurance so dont tempt me.(no I'm not going to kill anyone, not that angry)

2.Okay, the girl is a FRIGGIN robot. She was born and bread as a product her family has fed on since she was like 6. They (record company/publisits people/stage mom/etc.) have led her to believe that to be a "beautiful woman" she has to do everything for attention, this including dressing like her job is at the corner of 33rd and Main St.

3.Nimfomania- She is the only person I have heard of that enjoys the thought of petafiles jerking off to her pictures in Rolling Stone magazine. She should get an award for the number one girl in America that must want to get raped. OOOOOOOOOh! I can hear the backlash! Oh, let's see being 16 and having B-A-B-Y written on daisy duke shorts, whoa shes a smart one. She is just another calf that was sent to slaughter and is now being prosseced and shiped off like all her friends in the Pop cult.-theres not supposed to be a -ure-

4.Braindead zombies-ill leave this to some dude from At The Drive In: "...look at Britney Spear's video,Baby One More Time.......wow dance moves at a high school,cheerleaders,lockers,like a whole book of cleshes put into one video.But look at Beastie Boy's "Sabatoge" or any Fat Boy Slim video, there awesome and i always watch the whole thing...videos like that turn kids on to music, but the others are like, "I cant do that becuase I will never be as beautiful as Britney Spears" That dude in my opinion was right on the mark,music should be about using your lyrics/instrumental stuff to reach other people, to get your message out and connect with people, not to sell 10 million records and have your own barbie doll.

5. The sad underlining fact is that, the poor piece of processed cheese was born into beliving that this is what you do becuase one day you will be better than everybody else and one day it will be okay to show off your wormy body becuase thats the only way to sale records,the only way to earn money,the only way to buy nice things, and the only way to get love. So we as a contry and soon world,are going to have to sit and watch our younger sister puke her guts out everynight becuase thats the only way to get a flat stomach, the only way to become popular, the only way to get a record deal, the only way to make millions, the only way to buy nice things, the only way to get love, becuase we live in the mass media universe and people like B.S. are the planet we rotate around becuase everyone wants love.

Thank you to those who READ ALL of the above text.

Peace,love,empathy,

*Beth the Spunky-o-matic*

-"The world is a vampire" - if you dont know...
-"The cruelest dream, reality" - Offspring/The Kids Aren't Alright
-"Never cared for what they do, never cared for what they know"-Metallica, nothing else matters