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Thursday, May 17, 2001
WHOOO HOOO! Today was my LAST DAY OF SKOOL! So next week means graduation for me! Watch out world, here comes MOOFOO! And her assistant, Pancake Batter Boy! (since Toasterboy is no longer with us *sniff*) Did you know that today is my 1/2 birthday? So that makes me 18 and 1/2! Man am I getting too old for this stuff. Sunday, May 13, 2001
Hey there peoples! Today is Mama's Day! So happy mama's day to all you.... mama's! As for me, I got free chocolate for being a "prospective mother" and I could have gotten a flower too.... but I just don't really like carnations because they die too fast. Tuesday, May 08, 2001
Arrrrgh there ye land lovers! Swab the deck, poop the floors! Yes, I'm here to bore ye all to yer scurvy death! *waves a plastic hook around* I'm watching the Daily Show right now...man that's some good stuff! Well I've been sick for the past THREE WEEKS (well first week I had sun poisioning, and the last week I had a cold... so there was a week in between where... ah... I wasn't sick, but for sympathy just pretend I didn't say anything!), so basically I had LOTS of time to stay at home and lounge on my booty! What did I do the entire time? Oh just um... read Harry Potter... eat... read... and um... sleep. Oh and I watched lots of Kids in the Hall and SNL re-runs... hehe those shows crack me up! Whoooo! It's my wabbit woodie! Boy! I'm hyper! So I'm off to swab my cat and poop my car! Err... um... I'm just gonna clean my car. But before I go, I leave you with these words... "Muffin Flavored Toenails" Oh... one little thing... the depressing poem in the previous entry is called "An Artist's Lament" |
