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A |
TOP |
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AFK |
Away from keyboard |
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AKA
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Also known as
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ASAP |
As soon as possible
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ATM |
At the moment
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A/S/L |
Age/Sex/Location |
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AFAIC |
As Far As I’m Concerned |
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AFAIK |
As Far As I Know |
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AISI |
As I See It |
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AMBW |
All My Best Wishes |
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ANFAWFOWS |
And Now For A Word From Our Web Sponsor |
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ASAFP |
As Soon As “Friggin” Possible |
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ATST |
At The Same Time |
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AYSOS |
Are You Stupid Or Something |
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B |
TOP |
| B4 |
Before |
| BAK
|
Back at keyboard |
| BBL
|
Be back later |
| BCNU |
Be seeing you |
| BFH |
Big f---ing hammer |
| BFN |
Bye for now |
| BRB
|
Be right back |
| BTSOOM |
Beats the s--- out of me |
| BTTH
|
Boot to the head |
| BTW |
By the way |
| BYOH
|
Bat you onna head |
| BBIAB
|
Be back in a bit |
| BBIAF
|
Be back in a few |
| BBN
|
Bye bye now |
| BCNU
|
Be seein you |
| BIF
|
Basic infact |
| BITD
|
Back i the day |
| BOHICA
|
Bend over here it comes |
| BT
|
Byte this |
| BTWBO
|
Be there with bells on |
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C |
TOP |
| CIAO |
Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CID |
Consider It Done |
| CIO |
Check It Out |
| CIS |
CompuServe Information Service |
| CMF |
Count My Fingers |
| Cof$ |
Church of Scientology |
| CTC |
Choking The Chicken |
| CUL8R |
See You Later |
| CWYL |
Chat With You Later |
| CYL |
See You Later |
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D |
TOP |
| DBEYR |
Don’t Believe Everything You Read |
| DDD |
Direct Distance Dial |
| DHYB |
Don’t Hold Your Breath |
| DILLIGAD |
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAS |
Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DLTM |
Don’t Lie To Me |
| DQYDJ |
Don’t Quit Your Day Job |
| DYSTSOTT |
Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
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F |
TOP |
| F2F |
Face To Face |
| FE |
Fatal Error |
| FTASB |
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTL |
Faster Than Light |
| FUBAR |
Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB |
Fouled Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD |
(Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and
Disinformation |
| FYA |
For Your Amusement |
| FYI |
For Your Information |
| FYM |
For Your Misinformation |
| FWIW |
For What It's Worth |
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G |
TOP |
| GG |
Good Game |
| GIGO |
Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST |
Gee, I Wish I’d Said That |
| GL |
Good Luck |
| GMTA |
Great Minds Think Alike |
| GR8 |
Great |
| GR&D
|
Grinning, Running, and Ducking |
| GRRRR |
"Growling" |
| GTG |
Got To Go |
| GTGB |
Got To Go, Bye |
| GTSY |
Glad To See Ya |
| GYPO |
Get Your Pants Off |
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H |
TOP |
| HAGO |
Have A Good One |
| HAK |
Hugs And Kisses |
| HHO1/2K |
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOK |
Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HIOOC |
Help! I’m Out Of Coffee |
| HTH |
Hope This (That) Helps |
| HUA |
Heads Up Ace |
| HUYA |
Head Up Your Ass |
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I |
TOP |
| IAC |
In Any Case |
| IAE |
In Any Event |
| IANAC |
I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAL |
I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IBTD |
I Beg To Differ |
| IC |
In Character |
| IDKY |
I Don’t Know You |
| IDST |
I Didn’t Say That |
| IDTS |
I Don’t Think So |
| IFAB |
I Found A Bug |
| IFU |
I F***ed Up |
| IIWM |
If It Were Me |
| IMHO |
In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO |
In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO |
In My Opinion |
| INPO |
In No Particular Order |
| IOH |
I’m Outta Here |
| IOW |
In Other Words |
| IRL |
In Real Life |
| IYSS |
If You Say So |
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J |
TOP |
| J/C |
Just Checking |
| J/K |
Just Kidding! |
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K |
TOP |
| KISS |
Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT |
Keep In Touch |
| KYPO |
Keep Your Pants On |
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L |
TOP |
| L8R |
Later |
| LD |
Long Distance |
| LDTTWA |
Let’s Do The Time Warp Again |
| LLTA |
Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| LMAO |
Laughing My Ass Off |
| LOL |
Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (Lots of Love) |
| LTIC |
Laughing ‘Til I Cry |
| LTNS |
Long Time No See |
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M |
TOP |
| MHOTY |
My Hat’s Off To You |
| MorF |
Male Or Female? |
| MOTD |
Message Of The Day |
| MOTSS |
Members Of The Same Sex |
| MTFBWY |
May The Force Be With You |
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N |
TOP |
| NBD |
No Big Deal |
| NBIF |
No Basis In Fact |
| NFW |
No F***ing Way |
| NIFOC |
Nude In Front Of the Computer |
| NP |
No Problem |
| NRG |
Energy |
| NRN |
No Reply Necessary |
| NYCFS |
New York City Finger Salute |
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O |
TOP |
| OAUS |
On An Unrelated Subject |
| OIC |
Oh, I See (alana's new version) |
| OBTW |
Oh, By The Way |
| OMG |
Oh My Gosh |
| OMIK |
Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| ONNA |
Oh No, Not Again |
| OOC |
Out Of Character |
| OOTB |
Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue |
| OT |
Off Topic |
| OTOH |
On The Other Hand |
| OWTTE |
Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ |
stands for “Australia” |
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P |
TOP |
| PEBCAK |
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard |
| PITA |
Pain In The Ass |
| PLS |
Please |
| PMFJI |
Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| POS |
Piece Of Sh** |
| POV |
Point Of View |
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R |
TOP |
| RBTL |
Read Between The Lines |
| RMLB |
Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMM |
Read My Mail Man! |
| ROTFL |
Roll On the Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLMAO |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTM |
Right On The Money |
| RSN |
Real Soon Now |
| RTFM |
Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTM |
Read The Manual |
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S |
TOP |
| SH |
Sh** Happens |
| SITD |
Still In The Dark |
| SNAFU |
Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SOL |
Sh** Outta Luck |
| Sor
G |
Straight Or Gay? |
| SOSDD |
Same Old Sh** Different Day |
| STM |
Spank The Monkey |
| SUYF |
Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG |
Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWDYT |
So What Do You Think? |
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T |
TOP |
| TAH |
Take A Hike |
| TANSTAAFL |
There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TDTM |
Talk Dirty To Me |
| TEOTWAWKI |
The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFN |
Thanks for Nothin’ |
| TIA |
Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL |
Think I Am In Love |
| TIC |
Tongue In Cheek |
| TM |
Trust Me |
| TSR |
Totally Stuck in RAM |
| TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
| TTT |
That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top |
| TTYL |
Talk To You Later |
| TWHAB |
This Won’t Hurt A Bit |
| TX
or THX |
Thanks |
| TYVM |
Thank You Very Much |
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W |
TOP |
| WAG |
Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI |
What An Idiot |
| WB |
Welcome Back |
| WCA |
Who Cares Anyway |
| WDYS |
What Did You Say? |
| WE |
Whatever |
| WEG |
Wicked Evil Grin |
| WIIFM |
What’s In It For Me |
| WIT |
Wordsmith In Training |
| WTF |
What The F*** |
| WTG |
Way To Go! |
| WTSDS |
Where The Sun Don’t Shine |
| WYRN |
What’s Your Real Name? |
| WYS |
Whatever You Say |
| WYSIWYG |
What You See Is What You Get |
| WYT |
Whatever You Think |
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Y |
TOP |
| YA |
Yet Another |
| YA yaya |
Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YDKM |
You Don’t Know Me |
| YGBK |
You Gotta Be Kidding |
| YMMV |
Your Mileage May Vary |
| YSYD |
Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTTT |
You Telling The Truth? |
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