Adventures of Amarillo Olson and Air Marshall Wilk          
Campaign - Afghanistan
Search and Destroy
Osama bin laden - Chapter IX
It is becoming increasingly clear that apprehending Osama bin Laden is going to be very difficult.  He has succeeded in wasting a lot of United States dollars on this search and destroy mission, one of his goals..  Amarillo Olson and Air Marshall Wilk have decided that they must get into these caves soon before all clues as to bin Laden's wearabouts is lost or destroyed.  One cave in particular caught their eye on the map.  It was very hard to reach and looked like something might be in there that would help.  Within hours, Amarillo Olson and his Rangers along with Air Marshall Wilk entered the cavern and were immediately attacted by  Taliban snipers  who were waiting for such an attack.  After hours of battle, the Rangers finally got the upper hand and progress into the cave was possible.  Deep into the caves the Rangers came across some barrels of some kind of slimy green liquid.  Amarillo told the Rangers not to touch the substance and stear clear.  Air Marshall couldn't resist going near the green barrels and tripped walking towards one and fell into the barrel.  All of a sudden Wilk turned green and became very powerful.  Amarillo Olson watched from the side in horror then realized his buddy was turning into the  Incredible Wilk, a new weapon to use against bin Laden. 
The Legendary
Amarillo Olson

 The Somewhat Legendary
Air Marshall Wilk
Wilk couldn't At that very moment, clear across the globe, Charlotte Olson paced the bedroom in the home of Amarillo Olson.  She could not believe Olson had escaped from his bindings.  While cleaning up the room, Charlotte discovered a note that had fallen out of Olson's pocket.  It was a message from Rita the Redhead, the local tramp, to Amarillo Olson, and had been delivered by private courier.  The message invited Olson to leave the lovely Charlotte Olson and travel with Rita to the beaches of Florida, leading a life of drinking and debauchery.  Charlott's heart sank at the thought she might lose her beloved Amarillo to the town floozie.  She knew well his on-going wish to retire to a tent, drink beer, and look at girls on the beach.  She should have know better, for Amarillo was true-blue, beneath his fun-loving appearance.

Back in Mazur-a-Reef, the karaoke-singing Olson Rangers dug in for the attack on Osama bin Laden, beneath a sultry moon and cloudless skies.  They could hear the thunder of Wilk's air squad, far to the east, and the sound was deafening.  The Air Marshall uttered a volleyof oaths and curses as he gave the signal to drop his aromatic load on the Illgetsome Laundry, with his target well in range.

Serious explosions rocked the ground as Olson's Rangers, their garbage pail lids clanging, followed the charge of the corybantic Amarillo Olson.  Flames hurled skyward amiddst a smell so foul that Bruce the Wonder Horse retched in disgust.  Olson and the Rangers knocked doors down, infiltrated windows and donned gas-masks, as surprised Taliban reached their hands for the sky.  Osama bin Laden was not among them.
LINKS:
Olson's School of Luvin
Campaign- Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter I
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