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This is a new thing I'm trying out. I get a lot of fan mail through the site and the guestbook, and I've decided to give back to the community a little. Dear Donal, What was your take on the "Grounded" season finale? I thought you were underutilized, although I did like Brad's robot dance moves. Any snippets from next season you can share? Love your work, Grace
I asked the writers to cut me a little slack in the season's final episodes, since I'm gearing up for my starring turn in the Gus Van Sant movie "Weed" I've mentioned elsewhere on this site. I've been doing a lot of research and really trying to internalize today's drug culture. It's no picnic! remember, I'm 38 now. My drug days were over a decade ago, and things have really changed. For instance, pot is now the gangsta's drug of choice, and this really puts a different spin on my performance. I've been listening to a lot of Lil' Jon to prepare. I really can't tell you much about next season's story lines (the studio makes us sign confidentiality agreements that make Tom Cruise's contracts look leaky) but I will mention that there will be a three-show arc involving a Swedish volleyball team and yours truly. Did I push for it? You know, I haven't gotten a raise in three years. I deserve some damn perks. Keep on keepin' on, Don
I think you're incredibly hot. I don't know why, since you have red hair and fair skin and are kind of pasty, and I normally go for the swarthy Clive Owen types, but I want to have your babies. Can we work something out? Love, Tara
Look. I'm a happily married man. But I can tell you that I get this a lot. It's true that in a world of wimpy WB pretty boys, I'm one of the only real men on television. Me and Anthony LaPaglia have to carry a big burden. Now, before you start to feel bad about your very natural desires, I'm a professional, and I'm used to it. It's always flattering when young, nubile women want to make sweet love to you, but it can get pretty hectic. Sometimes I don't even want to leave my house because I can't handle the number of women who will be throwing themselves at me- not to mention the underpants and room keys. There's no shame in wanting to physically express your love of Logue, and I know how many women have impure thoughts about me, thoughts I applaud whole-heartedly, but I would ask that you try to respect my boundaries. If you're following me around a supermarket, it's totally okay to stare at my rock-hard pecs and shout "Donal, you're a sexy mofo!" It's even okay to drop a nude picture of yourself in my shopping cart. (Don't do this if I'm with my kids.) But I draw the line at girls who break into my trailer and strip in front of me to NSYNC songs. That's just uncomfortable for everyone. Look but don't touch, Don |