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There's a whole lot of smart comments and considerable discussions in the "Austin Powers" movies (...). Obviously, this section is most rewarding for those of you who have seen the movies, but others can get an idea of just what sort of movie it is. Bring on the nostalgia!
Austin
  • Ivana Humpalot: "You're hairy, like animal" Austin: "Grrr baby, very grrr!"
  • "Dr. Evil, do you really expect them to pay?" Dr. Evil: "No, Mr. Powers, I expect them to die"
  • You're one groovy baby...baby"
  • (A sea bass chewed off a guard's head) "Not a good time to lose one's head"
  • (In front of casino) "There you are!" guy: "Well hi, do I know you?" Austin: "No, but that's where you are, you're there" Dr. Evil's henchman Mustafa
    The Evil side
  • Dr. Evil: "MiniMe, stop humping the laser"
  • Fat Bastard (weighs a metric ton): "I'm deadsexy"
  • Scott to Dr. Evil: "Nobody knows what you're talking about, ass"
  • Dr. Evil: "Don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living? Scott (under his breath): "Blow me" Dr. Evil: "What did you say?" Scott: "Uhm...show me"
  • Dr. Evil (to US president): "Talk to the hand 'cuz the face doesn't want to hear it anymore
  • (At Jerry Springer, todays topic: My father is evil and he wants to take over the world) Springer: "Where is he now?" Scott: "Uhm, he's like cryogeneticly frozen, orbiting the earth or something" Springer: "That's what you think. But we have a surprise for you, Scott"
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