Tony: Chevy has the doc right where he wants him – perfect positioning for any submission hold. Chevalier’s technical style has taken over and the doc seemingly has little chance.

 

Harry: But just seemingly, Tony.

 

At this moment, Baby Bubba decides to move closer to the ring. He still has the Dedication Title on his shoulder as the Doc’s Dedication Title-Carrying Lackey.

 

*The belt glistens*

 

Drew: That guy over there with the belt is doing something. Look.

 

Harry: Its BabyBubba! Maybe he’ll intervene with a BubbaCutter!

 

Tony: I spoke too soon when I gave the doc any credit at all. I should of known this would happen eventually. Baby Bubba was standing there the whole time, yet I was almost led to believe the doc may play this one fair!

 

Harry: He hasn’t done anything yet!

 

Drew: Harry is right. Bubba has come much closer to the ring… but has not climbed the ropes. Still, its enough for the referee to get a little nervous about the situation, I’d say.

 

Al: Hey! Back off over there!

 

Bubba nervously looks around, turning his head to both sides to signal, “Who? Me?!”

 

Racino goes over to Bubba.

 

Al: You! Get out of here, now!

 

Tony: Al Racino is shouting at Bubba and pointing up at the direction of the entrance ramp! He’s telling Bubba to get lost! And rightfully so. I don’t see any Chevalier cronies hanging around the ring.

 

Harry: Some could argue the ref himself is a Chevalier crony. Come on, a man himself employed by one of the competitors – you want to tell me that’s fair?

 

Tony: He’s doing everything fair. That man Bubba is not supposed to be at ringside, and he’s telling him to go!

 

Bubba looks at the ref. I’m sure he contemplates a Bubba Cutter. But then he just shrugs his shoulders and turns around to head up the ramp.

 

Al: Hey! Heyheyhey!

 

Bubba turns back. Al Racino points to the floor outside the ring.

 

Al: The belt stays here!

 

Tony: What did he say?

 

Drew: I think he told him to leave the belt right there!

 

Bubba looks up. He lifts one side of his upper lip and gently places the Dedication Title down. He sees a part not quite sparkly enough, and buffs it up a bit to fully glisten. He reluctantly heads up the ramp.

 

Tony: And Bubba is going without quarrel. There has to be more to it than this. The doc has something planned!

 

Drew: Hey, look! Isn’t the doc supposed to lose once he starts doing that?

 

The three all turn to Dr. A. While Al Racino was dealing with Bubba, the doc had been tapping out. By the time Al turns to see, Chevalier has released the move, frustrated at the ref not calling it.

 

Tony: Chevalier just won it! Chevalier just won it, I tell you! Its no damn fair… the Doc from DC has tapped out! But Al didn’t catch it because Baby Bubba! It’s cheating, I tell you!

 

Harry: Whoa, hold it there. How was that cheating? I never saw Dr. Abortion tell Bubba to come and do that. In fact… I never saw Bubba make any move even closely related to interfering. He was getting a closer look. Did he go to the ropes? No. Did he lean in or try to distract anyone? No.

 

Tony: The point is, he never should have been there!

 

Harry: So Dr. A tapped… if the ref didn’t acknowledge it then it doesn’t matter!

 

Tony: The ref was doing what he was supposed to do… getting Bubba away from ringside! There was no reason for his being there other than to assist the doc in such a way!

 

Harry: You can’t have it both ways Tony. Al Racino either made the right decision by telling Bubba to leave, or he made the wrong decision by not paying attention to the match. You can’t argue both points. If you say he did right, then the tap might have well never occurred, because Al was doing what he was supposed to do. If you say he did wrong, then there is nobody to blame but himself!

 

Tony: That’s nonsense… Bubba was going to interfere in some way… eventually. You know it.

 

Harry: No I don’t. Nobody knows!

 

Drew: Hold it, hold it, hold it! You two calm down. Now I may just be a comedian/actor, but you guys are fighting over this too much. What's over is over. That Bubba guy is gone. Lets just pretend that the match has started anew from here.

 

Tony: I can’t believe it – Drew Carey: the voice of reason.

 

Harry: Yeah. Well. The match may be starting anew, but the doc is still at an extreme disadvantage.

 

Tony: But not for much longer! Chevalier and Al exchange a few words, I’m sure clarifying the situation to both of their understanding… the doc sweeps his leg across the mat quickly and trips Chevalier up!

 

Harry: And the giant falls! Haha!

 

Tony: Dr. Abortion picks himself up and dusts himself off. He’s limping a bit. The ankle lock must have done some damage.

 

Harry: It’s the first time he’s back on his feet. Give him some time.

 

Tony: Chevalier is up too, the doc and Chevalier lock up once more. This time the doc pushes off... he reaches the ropes, changes directions, now he’s facing Chevy’s back. He charges at with speed… Chevalier starts to lift his head up…

 

Tony: Dr. Abortion now with a bulldog! Chevalier face first to the mat!   Dr. Abortion goes down with him and rolls into the cover. Chevs with a forceful kick out at two! And he's back to his feet. Chevalier is recuperating with no signs of weariness. 

 

Harry: Its not what Dr. A had planned, but he used it to his advantage…

 

Chevy nails the doc with a clothesline, sending him crashing to the mat.

 

Tony: Chevalier is grabbing Dr. A’s legs… it looks like we're going to see yet some more of that submission specialty!

 

Chevs is scissoring Dr. A’s leg and pulling at it.

 

Drew: Looks like he’s trying to rip it from the socket!

 

The Maniacal Medic is fighting against the pain.

 

Tony: Wait a second, the doc has bent himself up… he’s grabbing Chevalier's head and applying pressure! A distinctive reversal as he's… No! Chevalier brushes the doc’s hands off his head. But he has to release his own hold to do so.

 

Harry: Hah! I told you the doc knows how to get out of these submission holds.

 

Drew: Actually, I don’t remember you telling him that at all.

 

Harry: Well… I… uhh…

 

Tony: Chevalier is looking to press his advantage. Here comes an Irish whip. …It’s reversed and Chevalier is sent into the ropes. The doc is charging forward now…. YOWCH! That’s one of the biggest clotheslines I’ve seen in my life.

 

Harry: Hehe… Age just may be catching up to old man Chevalier! Lets just see how long it takes him to get up from that one. 

 

Dr. Abortion begins to pick up Chevs by the hair. I hope he didn’t have it permed recently.

 

Tony: Face to face again, but the doc has the upper han- wait… Chevs comes to life with a sudden series of punches!

 

Chevalier sends Dr. A reeling, he then whips him into the corner. Dr. A bounces out and Chevs nails him with a huge clothesline of his own.

 

Tony: Payback has come, Harry… and this match is speeding up again. The doc is on the ground and Chevy leans over… Oooo! An elbow drop to the chest!

 

Drew: Looks like the doctor missed a heartbeat there. Someone go grab his stethoscope!

 

Harry: The doc doesn’t have a heart… that’s what makes him such a great competitor.

 

Tony: Chevy lifts Dr. A’s wounded, but not defeated, body up. Looks like he’s headed for a vertical suplex... He has him up. Oh my! He just took him to Suplex City!!!

 

Harry: Wait. Isn’t that line from the old CSlam engine?

 

Tony: Huh?

 

Drew: Bah, it doesn’t matter who’s line it is anyway.

 

Both announcers look at Drew Carey scornfully. Drew is shamed.

 

Harry: That’s why I don’t watch your shows anymore. No… wait… I don’t watch your show because that hot chic Kate started to get all old and stuff.

 

Drew: HEY! That’s my coworker you’re talking about.

 

Tony: Show a little respect, Harry.

 

Drew: *cough*butIknowwhatyou’retalkingabout*cough*

 

Tony: Chevalier with a pin off his successful Suplex. The lateral press and… No! Looks like Al Racino noticed one of the doc’s feet landed on a rope.

 

Both Chevalier and the Doc rise at the same time.

 

Tony: Chevalier takes the doc in his arms again. Looks like he may go for a DDT. No. He isn’t! He may be going for a Northern Lights Suplex here! Two suplexes in a- Dr. A reverses it! He reverses it!!! He nails Chevy with a DDT! And Chevalier wisely rolls to the outside to recover his stamina.

 

Continued…