When
the show cuts back on… the time has come. In the main section of the arena the
camera provides some shots of the audience.
One
guy has a “Dr. Abortion SUCKS!” Sign. God, I hate that guy.
Tony: Well fans. No more
talk, no more anything. The Dedication Title Match has come!
Harry: And its about time! I’ve
been told there are no mics available to either Chevalier or Dr. Abortion any
longer out here. Its time for both men to shut up and put up.
“Cleveland
Rocks” by the Presidents of the United States hits the sound system.
Ring Announcer Amanda Hugnkis: Introducing first, the special guest announcer. From Cleveland,
Ohio… Drew Carey!!!
A
relatively significant pop can be heard as he makes his way down the ramp.
Though certainly not for Cleveland. He puts a headset on and sits down in a
third chair with the boys.
Tony: It’s an honor, Mr.
Carey. I know you’re a huge fan of wrassling and have gotten involved with
other organizations. Its great to have you here.
Drew: Wrassling?
Uhh… Well thanks, and how about you?
Harry: Well, as long as
you don’t steal any key lines that could go to me, I’m just fine.
Drew: Say, I hear one of the guys
in this match is named, “Dr. Abortion.” Pretty crazy huh?
Tony: Very, if you ask
me.
Drew: Actually, I have an
interesting story on the subject. One time I… well… never mind, perhaps it’s
best that I not tell it.
The
SHOW theme song plays, indicating that somebody has no music at all. Al Racino
walks down the entrance ramp.
Amanda Hugnkis: And now coming to the ring, former SHOW head of Security and
Special Guest Referee for this match – Al Racino!!!
No
discernable pop can be heard. In fact, there are quite a few boos from the
people that boo referees.
Drew: So, some big title
is on the line here, huh?
Tony: Some think it’s the
hardest to earn – the Dedication Title. Why a sick man like Dr. Abortion has it
or deserved a shot at it, I have no idea.
Al
Racino borrows the mic from Amanda for a moment.
Al: Hey fans, many of
you might not care who I am, but its great to be back here in some official
capacity. I’d like to say that I’m going to call a clean, fair match. There
will be no bias in my ring. Thank you.
Almost instantaneous with handing the mic back
to Amanda, is the playing of The French National
Anthem on the PA system. Chevalier makes his way out.